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500 things we learn from Home Improvment

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    Angelwomyn

    [41]Aug 20, 2008
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    74. If you're demonstrating how to remove a broken lightbulb with a potato, unplug the lamp first.

    75. If you're trying to steal donuts, don't distract Tim by asking how to build a house; it won't work.

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    RaeandAnasRock

    [42]Aug 29, 2008
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    76. Don't let Tim do a 21 nailgun salute to a man who recently died.
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    ecgirl08

    [43]Aug 30, 2008
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    77. Taking one of your kids for a haircut is one good way to get out of going to your other kid's saxophone lesson.

    78. Pizza and paper-bag masks at a Scout troop meeting aren't as fun as teepees and beef jerky from raw meat.

    79. If you set your husband's friend up with a girl and they are talking marriage and kids after a half hour, it's automatically your husband's fault.

    80. Santa has his helpers, just like Tim has Al...and they're the ones who do most of the work.

    81. If your dad is making three dollars an hour at his job, that's a big deal.

    Edited on 08/30/2008 7:52am
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    Ktrain106

    [44]Oct 15, 2008
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    82: Don't clap by someone's house.

    83: If a college sees Tim's show and writes him a letter that means that they want their diploma back, or he's getting s Ph.D.

    Edited on 10/15/2008 9:27pm
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    Angelwomyn

    [45]Oct 16, 2008
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    84. When you pack for a trip, don't put your suit in a tiny pouch.
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [46]Oct 17, 2008
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    Woah, I was just thinking about that episode!

    85. Never look a monkey in the eye.
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    IHeartSB

    [47]Oct 20, 2008
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    86. Never mess with a man's daily routine
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    ElJorro

    [48]Nov 6, 2008
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    87. When we say fifty PSI max, we mean 50 PSI MAX.

    88. Always label your Als

    89. Drivers license is the most important document of your life.

    90. Don't do donuts in peoples lawns

    91. No hovel shots in parking lots

    92. Don't moon the pedestrians when the car is in gear.

    93. If you do a home project make sure Al is there.

    94. No one is just an Al.

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    RaeandAnasRock

    [49]Nov 7, 2008
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    95. Have a toolbox like Al's if you're around Tim.
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    Ktrain106

    [50]Nov 7, 2008
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    # 96 if you build a mans kitchen and you put it on self clean let the butcher out first

    # 97 if you build a mans kitchen it's always a good idea to have jumper cables in case it doesn't start

    # 98 do not be on the bottom bunk of the mans dorm room

    # 99 a room with a whole lot of books is the bathroom

    # 100 if you add a 0 to 420 it's still 420

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    Ktrain106

    [51]Nov 7, 2008
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    YAY WE ARE AT 100 THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [52]Nov 8, 2008
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    101. Remember to wear pants when wearing a kilt.
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    crazyforTV97

    [53]Aug 5, 2009
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    102. When you're grounded, don't go out to throw bricks at a greenhouse.
    103. Make sure you can run faster than your friends.
    104. Don't sit front row at a Monster Truck Rally unless you are wearing Super-Strengh headphones.
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    Angelwomyn

    [54]Feb 9, 2010
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    105. If your kitchen exhaust fan sucks up spaghetti from the stove, it's too strong!

    106. If you're an astronaut visiting Tool Time, keep a close eye on your tools because Tim will try to steal them.

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