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Season 4 Episode 5

He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible

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Aired Unknown Oct 18, 1994 on ABC
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He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible
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Tim's brother Marty comes over to tell Tim that he's leaving his wife and kids, but Tim's advice turns Marty against him. Meanwhile, Tim creates a hole in the floor, and Jill has trouble working on her psychology report.

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      • Tim: It's like the Roman guy, Apricot, said, if you run around with architects, buy rocks, put them in the sand, and you'll understand.

      • Jill: You forgot the pizza.
        Tim: It's Marty's fault.
        Jill: Where's Marty?
        Tim: I don't know.
        Jill: You forgot the pizza and Marty?

      • (Marty storms out of Big Mike's after having an argument with Tim)
        Tim: Are you just gonna run out on me like your family, you gutless loser!? (to everyone else in the bar) And he's the brother I like!

      • Tim: When Brad was first born, I made a lot of adjustments. I had to wait in line for Jill to give me a bath.

      • Tim: You need something more abrasive.
        Al: Like a can of Tim's personality.
        Tim: Of course, a can of your personality would be empty.

      • Tim (to Al): How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

      • (A puddle has resulted after Tim made a little hole in a big water pipe)
        Jill: Tim, you used the good towels?
        Tim: Well, I didn't want to ruin my shop towels . . .

      • Jill: There's a giant hole in the floor!
        Tim: Oh, that's not a giant hole. The Grand Canyon, now, THAT would be a giant hole.

      • Tim: Installation will be a breeze.
        Jill: You always say that, and then the breeze turns into a tornado.

      • Tim: But then it gets really fun. They walk; they talk; you can roughhouse with them; go to tractor pulls; teach them to be guys like us.
        Marty: Tim, they're girls.
        Tim: Are you sure? They're awfully hairy . . .
        Marty: Hey!

      • Randy: You know, ever since you went back to school, you've hardly cooked anything.
        Jill: Yeah, I'm sorry. It's been really hectic.
        Randy: Hey, I wasn't complaining.

      • Marty: Remember she yelled at me at Uncle Henry's memorial service?
        Tim: Marty, you lost the man's ashes.
        Marty: I didn't lose them. I got into the convertible-
        Tim: Which is your first mistake. And you're lucky I saved your butt. Do you know how many cigars I had to smoke to make one Uncle Henry?

      • Marty: Hey look, I'm sorry for just showing up like this, you know. I tried calling, but the phone was dead.
        Jill: The phone is dead?!
        Tim: That must have been that bunch of wires I sawed through.

      • Tim: Hey, I thought you were at the college library working on your psyche paper.
        Jill: Nah, I couldn't concentrate. All these young college boys kept bothering me.
        Tim: They hittin' on ya?
        Jill: No. They thought I was the librarian.

      • Jill: Well, it would be nice to have a central vacuuming system.
        Tim: Yeah! Give me a week... this whole house will suck.

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