We learn that Tim invited some friends of his over to watch a football game during one of Jill's wedding showers.
(Al is heartbroken as Karen leaves with Dave)
Tim: Another door slammed shut.
(Al walks off)
Tim: It was a joke, a joke.
(Jill comes in, ecstatic)
Jill: Isn't this great? What did I tell you? Everybody could feel the chemistry between Karen and Dave. I mean, I knew it. I knew that they would perfect...
(Tim starts waving his hands and motioning to Al being heartbroken)
Jill:...for each other. (After realizing) But I could be wrong!
(Tim gestures to Jill being on the nose)
Jill: I mean, what do I know...about chemistry? I didn't even had a chemistry set when I was a kid. You know and then I...
(Tim hands Jill some dishes)
Jill: I'm going to do the dishes now.
Wanda: Love hurts. And in Hank's case, it sweats too.
Karen: What's at the Cinemark Eighteen?
Leslie: Eighteen movies with women thinner than me!
Karen: I'm fed up. I'm through with men.
Tim: On behalf of all men, I'd just like to say thank you.
Karen: Then he said, "We should think about seeing other people," and we all know what that means.
Jill: Yeah, it means he already is.
(Karen and Jill try to pick a movie)
Karen: Nothing romantic! The way I'm feeling about men, I want to see something with "chainsaw" in the title.
Tim: Where's Al? We need him out here.
Jill: We're using him as our love toy.
Tim: What are you doing with the hose?
Brad: I thought I'd water the lawn.
Tim: What did I tell you about water balloons?
Brad: Fill them up real full so they bust on contact?
Tim: That's right.
Al: I could bring jerky.
Tim: They say you are what you eat, Al.
(After Tim charades "Jill Dead Meat)
Jill: So I guess you're kind of annoyed that nobody's working on your engine.
Tim: How would you feel about it? If you planned a wedding shower for three months, the night of the wedding shower, I brought these guys over to watch football?
Jill: That happened, Tim.
Tim: And you didn't like it, did ya?
Jill: Right now, the guys are telling Bob exactly what it feels like to be pregnant.
Wanda: Yeah, right! The day one of those he-men goes to the john and shoots a nine-pound ham out his butt, then he can talk.
Wanda: When most people see a left turn signal, they assume you're going to turn left.
Hank: A lane opened to my right, I had to make a decision.
Wanda: The sidewalk was not the right decision.
Tim uses a 350 Chevy engine for his hot rod.
Dave: I just rented It Happened One Night.
It Happened One Night is a 1934 Frank Capra romantic comedy starring Claudette Colbert and Clark Gable.