Randall William Taylor
Outtake: Tim riding on the lawnmower while playing Scottish music, as Jill dances along.
(Jill is nervous about Tim riding his new lawnmower)
Tim: Jill, I've got a helmet, I've got a seatbelt, what could happen?
(Tim opens the door and bonks himself in the head with it)
Jill (about Tim's new lawnmower engine): With that engine, you won't just be cutting grass, you'll be sucking it up by the roots.
Tim: In the shop, tape hangs on a hook, because it has a hole in it.
Jill: So does your head, it's not hanging on a hook.
Jill: If I hear any fighting, there's gonna be liver for dinner!
(Brad and Randy scream)
(Jill finds the missing wrench in the dryer)
Jill (to Tim): Do you want this on regular cycle or fluff?
Tim (to Jill): How would you like if I attacked your collection of opera records and used Madame Butterfly for a frisbee?
(Brad imitates a gladiator movie)
Brad: Death to the heathen!
Jill: And to all gladiators who jump on my couch!
Jill: Honey, did you put hubcaps on the lawnmower?
Jill: Why did you do that?
Tim: (grunts) I don't know!
(as Tim modifies his lawnmower)
Jill: The only reason you are doing this is because your mom wouldn't let you have a motorcycle.
Tim: She wouldn't let me have a dog... you don't see me out here rewiring a cocker spaniel, do you?
Randy: Some people think we're nice.
Tim: Really? Name one.
Randy: Billy's mom thinks we're perfect little gentlemen.
Tim: Billy's mom thought she saw Elvis yesterday at the gas station.
Mark: You know that tape measure that you could never find?
Tim: Go ahead and tell me, you lost it.
Mark: No, Brad and Randy broke it.
Tim: Good to have you back, son.
Tim: Lawn ho!
This is the first time in the series that we see the "What Al doesn't know...", during one of the Tool Time segments. This is a recurring joke throughout the series.
This is the first episode to use the full theme song.
First of many times Brad and Randy taunt Mark by making up stories about offbeat topics.
The title is a reference to the 1990 Spike Lee movie Mo' Better Blues, starring Denzel Washington.
When Tim first gets on his souped-up lawnmower, he plays a tape of Steppenwolf's classic song "Born To Be Wild."
Tim: This is where I pray to the tool gods.
Jill: I am so moved. I think I'll sing a chorus of "Amazing Wrench." (singing) Amazing wrench, how sweet the sound . . .
An amusing parody of the well-known hymn "Amazing Grace."
Jill: (seeing the chrome-plated lawnmower) What did you do, join Hell's Gardeners?
Jill was referring to the notorious motorcycle gang, the Hell's Angels.
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