Home Improvement

Season 7 Episode 17

Taking Jill For Granite

Aired Unknown Mar 03, 1998 on ABC
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Episode Summary

The Taylors do a kitchen remodel, but a surprise is in store when Tim and Jill find out who the installer is.

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (7)

      • Mark: Do I look good for the granite guy?
        Randy: You don't look good for anybody!

      • Jill: There has to be somone who you've been a little attracted to.
        Tim: No!
        Jill: Tim!
        Tim: Maybe.
        Jill: Tim.
        Tim: Patty.
        Jill: Tim!
        Tim: She's hot!

      • Tim: It's important to present a good image to your subcontractors.
        Randy: Is that why you're not going to be here today? Good thinking!
        Tim: I won't be here because I'm supporting my family. And by the way, it would be a lot easier getting a new family than it would be getting a new granite guy.
        Brad: And on that psychotic note, I'll be leaving for school.

      • Tim: You fired the granite guy?
        Jill: Did you hear what I said? He came on to me.
        Tim: What did he say...you have a nice outfit or something?
        Jill: He kissed me.
        (Tim looks stunned)
        Tim: W-what did you do?
        Jill: I -I pushed him away.
        Tim: Well you should've fired him!
        Jill: I did fire him!
        Tim: You fired the granite guy?!

      • Jill: What I'm asking you is how honest is a person supposed to be in a relationship?
        Wilson: Well, Jill, I've always believed in being totally honest.
        Jill: You have?
        Wilson: Which might explain why I haven't had a decent relationship in over 20 years.

      • Al: Now in winter, homes consume more energy, which is why I like double-glazed windows.
        Tim: And double-glazed donuts.

      • Tim: Honey, you cannot pick a granite guy out of the phone book like you would a doctor or lawyer.

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