Brad (after getting detention): It wasn't my fault!
Jill: It's NEVER your fault!
Brad: Hey, thanks for understanding.
Tim: You want ME to fire Al?
Bud Harper: Well, I can't do it, my grandmother loves Al!
Tim: My people give me the wrong information all the time.
Bud Harper: According to my people, you don't have people.
Jill (to Brad): It's the first day of school! No one gets detention on the first day of school!
Tim: I wouldn't say "no one."
Tim: So, Frank, how did you get into the port-a-potty business?
Frank: Well, you know, I just kind of fell into it.
The episode's title is a reference to the 1988 movie The Last Temptation of Christ.