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Season 6 Episode 13

The Flirting Game

Aired Unknown Jan 07, 1997 on ABC
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Episode Summary

Jill wonders if flirting with a possible boss will get her employed.

Who was the Episode MVP ?

Rick Lenz

Rick Lenz

Dr. Matthews

Guest Star

Mike Starr

Mike Starr

Off. Hiller

Guest Star

Andrea C. Robinson

Andrea C. Robinson


Guest Star

Debbe Dunning

Debbe Dunning


Recurring Role

Tammy Lauren

Tammy Lauren


Recurring Role

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  • QUOTES (9)

    • Tim: I've never seen that suit. You look hot!
      Jill: I don't look hot. I look serious and professional.
      Tim: Come on baby, spin for Daddy.
      Jill: What is the matter with you? This is not sexy. I'm almost completely covered up.
      Tim: That's what's sexy about it. Gets me thinking about what you've covered up.
      Jill: Well, maybe I should just wear, like, you know, a longer skirt.
      Tim: Even sexier. Mystery of the unknown.
      Jill: I could wear my burgundy pantsuit. That's the most conservative thing I have.
      Tim: Hm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Nothing turns a man on more than conservative. Remember what a fan I used to be of Barbara Bush?
      Jill: You are unbelievable! I should just go to this interview in my ratty old bathrobe and a shower cap.
      Tim: The blue one with the ducks on it? Yeah!

    • Tim: Hey guys, I'll take it-- (he sees Jill's very conservative outfit) Whoa, mama!
      Jill: What?
      Tim: Guys, go finish cleaning the garage.
      Brad: We can't. We're all out of Liquid Wonder.
      Tim: Use the Binford crap.

    • (Jill beats down a box of Liquid Wonder in the trash)
      Wilson: Hidey-ho, neighborette. May I ask why you thrash your trash?
      Jill: I flirted to get out of a traffic ticket today. I sunk to the level of that saleswoman who sold Tim a whole case of useless cleaner.
      Wilson: Oh, you mean Liquid Wonder? I bought a whole case myself.
      Jill: From the Liquid Wonder Tramp?
      Wilson: Well, that is no way to talk about Cathy.

    • Jill: Oh wait, officer. Um, I've been thinking a lot about what happened today, and I'm really angry at myself for what I did.
      Officer: Good. Then you won't speed the next time.
      Jill: No, wait, wait. Um, I know this is unusual, but I would feel a lot better if you just go ahead and give me that speeding ticket.
      (Tim has a confused look on his face)
      Officer: Sorry ma'am. If I give you a ticket, then I'll have to give a ticket to everybody who wanted one.

    • Mark: Why do we have to clean all day?
      Tim: Because I like a clean house.
      Randy: No, 'cause you got suckered into buying 40 bucks of lemon-scented water.

    • Jill: Boy, was that lucky.
      Patty: Luck had nothing to do with it. He would've let you off with a dead body in the back.
      Jill: What are you talking about?
      Patty: What are--? I'm talking about that incredible job of flirting you just pulled off on that cop.
      Jill: I was not flirting!
      Patty: Oh, you weren't flirting? What was with the hair flip thing about?
      Jill: My hair was in my face.
      Patty: Oh really? And what about when you flashed your butt to get your license? What about that?
      Jill: I was just reaching for my purse!
      Patty: Oh really? And how about when you gave him those helpless little girl eyes? "Officer, I'll never speed again."
      Jill: Oh my God, you're right! I was flirting!
      Patty: Yeah, and you were brilliant.

    • Tim: (talking to Jill as Randy passes) If I was a sexy woman, my life would be a lot easier.
      Randy: (stops, looking surprised at what Tim just said) Yeah, and my life would be a lot more screwed up.

    • Patty: You know more about psychology than half the professors here. How do you know so much about abnormal behavior?
      Jill: Have you MET my husband?

    • Saleswoman: (to Brad) What are you currently using to solve your tough cleaning problems?
      Tim: His mother.

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