Home Improvement Season 7 Episode 20

Wilson: Shouldn't you be putting those newspapers in the recycling bin?
Randy: No. Thanks to "Hey Yo", this paper is definitely trash.
Wilson: Oh. I take it you didn't like Brad's article.
Randy: Did you read it?
Wilson: Yes. He gave a copy of it to me a few moments ago.
Randy: I'm surprised he didn't frame it for you.
Wilson: Well, actually, he did.

Tim: I would just hate to think that a newspaper article would come between you and your brother.
Brad: Yeah, well, why don't you go tell that to Mutant Boy?
Tim: And I don't like you calling him names, either.
Brad: You just called Uncle Steve "Mr. Porkbelly."
Tim: Well, that's a term of affection, you know, because I like bacon...

Editor: So, Brad, have you thought about what you want to write?
Brad: Yeah, I want to do something on sports and stuff.
Randy: That would be great if our paper were called News and Junk.

Brad: Well, I talked to the editor of the school newspaper about writing some articles.
Jill: I didn't know you were interested in writing.
Randy: I didn't think you knew how to write...

Brad : (to Randy) Hey yo! So did you ever think I'd be ever working with you on this newspaper?
Randy : Hey no!

Jill : Tim, do something about this. I don't like it.
Tim : I'll handle this (turns to the kitchen) Boys! Take it outside. (turns back to the document he was reading. Jill looks at him)
Randy : Alright, let's go.
Brad : Alright. (Brad and Randy go into the backyard. Jill gets up)