Clerk: Now, what kind of car would you like? We're running a special on convertibles.
Tim: It's 4 degrees outside.
Clerk: Then I'd advise you to leave the top up.
Al: Uh, could you give us any maps so we can find our way to Kinross?
Clerk: No problem. I don't think the map will do you much good.
Al: Why not?
Clerk: The roads are closed.
Tim: Well, why are we renting a car if we can't drive it anywhere?
Clerk: I was wondering the same thing myself.