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Shannon: You mark my words. You will win, and when you do, I will be there.
Brendon: Okay; I'm just gonna back away slowly.
(Brendon slowly backs away from Shannon)
Shannon: Okay.
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Shannon: I can feel my serotonin levels dropping.
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Mr. Lynch: I myself lost all my Frank Sinatra CDs
Shannon: I love old Blue Eyes
Mr. Lynch: Well then, you'll be happy to know that I'll be keeping an old blue eye on you. That's right, a great big ol' blue eye.
Shannon: That's gross
Mr. Lynch: Yes, yes it is.
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Shannon: Melissa we've been over this, I'm a thug!
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Coach McGuirk: Why do they always put the pictures of missing kids on the mik cartons? It's like, I'm trying to eat my breakfast. Thanks for depressing me.
McGuirk's mom: You Suck!
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Paula: Now what were you saying?
Brendan: This meatloaf is dry.
Paula: Before that.
Brendan: This is meatloaf?
Paula: Before that.
Brendan: This fish is dry.
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Brendon, Jason, and Melissa: We got Shannon, we got Shannon, right in the cannon, right in the cannon!