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Paula: Brendon, you're supposed to be relaxing.
Brendon: No, Mom. Not now.
Paula: The doctor said it was psychosomatic, or stress related, or...menopausal, or...something. I wasn't paying attention.
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Nurse Kirkman: Morning. Hey, good coffee.
Mr. Lynch: Why, thank you.
Nurse Kirkman: Did you make it?
Mr. Lynch: Yes, I--no. But I helped change the bottle for the water cooler thing.
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Jason: (referring to Nurse Kirkman) Maybe I should buy her a gift--somthing a nurse would like.
Melissa: A thermometer? And you could write a cute note like "you get my temperature rising".
Jason: That's clever...kind of.
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Brendon: How do you get rid of the lice?
Melissa: Well, you can put this powder on your head or you can use this special shampoo and drown them.
Brendon: Drown them? Is that ethical?
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Jason: The nurse says i have several different species of lice in my head. She said they practically formed their own eco system.
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McGuirk [drunk]: So I said to her 'You want it clean? HUH? You want it CLEAN? YOU CLEAN IT! CLEAN IT YOURSELF! CLEAN IT YOURSELF!!'... and I haven't spoken to my mother since.
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McGuirk: Oh well great, that's it then? What about the other night? That meant nothing to you?
Kirkman: Ohhh God.
Jason: Umm, what other night?
Kirkman: Not now Jason.
(Jason leaps forward)
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Nurse: (Behind the curtain) This is disgusting!
Melissa: Uh-oh. I think Jason has the lice.
Brandon: I think the lice have Jason.