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Eric: I've signed you up, and now, you are a fairy-princess.
Melissa: I am?
Eric: Yup. So you're going to need to turn in your jockstrap and your cup.
Melissa: Both?
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Eric: Now, you know you'll always be my little baby girl, right?
Melissa: Yeah.
Eric: No matter what.
Melissa: Mm-hmm.
Eric: It's just that I'm afraid I'm going to blink and you'll be a man.
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McGuirk: Brendon, will you tell this kid to turn the walkie-talikie off before I smash it?
Jason: Brendon, will you tell this guy to kiss my ass because I ain't turning it off.
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Melissa: What the crap?
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McGuirk: Let me tell you something about women: Women are insane! They're insane, alright? Get them together in a group and they go insane...or they turn into animals
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FPC Representative: No, get away from me you little goblin.
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Brendon: Ok, Walkie-Talkie test, let's see if these babies work, can anybody hear me?
Jason: Yes.
Brendon: Can anybody hear me?
Jason: yes, yes we can hear you.
Brendon: Guys, we need to keep in touch this weekend, so we have to learn how to use these things, all right? It's... whoops -- hello? Can you hear me now?
Jason: Yes... whoops. Yes... over.
Melissa: Okay, I'm talking now, can you guys here me?
Jason: Is that you Brendon?
Brendon: No, it's Melissa.
Jason: How are you?
Brendon: Fine. How are.. but.. I'm not Melissa.
Jason: Oh, who is this?
Brendon: It's Brendon.
Jason: Oh hey Brendon, what's up? I was just asking about you about a second ago.
Melissa: Who's talking right now?
Jason: I think it's Melissa.
Brendon: No, I think it's Jason.
Melissa: I think it's Brendon.
Jason: No, it's Melissa.
Brendon: No, it's Jason.
Melissa: Now it's Brendon.
Brendon: Yes!
Melissa: What?
Brendon: Look, guys, we have to keep in touch this weekend because Melissa's at the Fairy Princesses, and I'm staying at Fenton's, so leave the walkie talkies on! Leave them on! ..whoops -- can you guys hear me now?
Jason: Ugh, we can hear you Melissa!
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Brendon and Fenton's Mom: after seeing her naked AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Eric: Melissa, do you have any friends that are girls?
Melissa: Kinda
Eric: Do you have any friends that are girls about my age ?