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Brendon: If Fenton falls in the forest does he whine? honk honk
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Coach McGuirk: And the ball is gone. Where did it go?
Melissa: It's in your other hand.
Coach McGuirk: Ok, Melissa. It's just hard to do tricks with a soccer ball.
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Fenton: I hope this one's good.
(opens a present)
Fenton: Wow, a soccer ball.
Coach McGuirk: I'm gonna need that back later.
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Coach McGurk: Let's get this party started!... Jolly jeepers, this sucks.
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Jason: It's just candy, Melissa, it washes off like everything else. For the love of God, just one more juju...
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Jason: YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER
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Coach McGurk: Look, I'll give you 40 bucks if you leave.
Clown: Ok
Coach McGurk: Oh, I didn't think you were going to go for it
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Fenton: You know what Mom?
Truty: What dear?
Fenton: I don't love you anymore!
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Jason: Kiss me, Melissa
Mellisa: It's not you, it's the sugar taking
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Brendon: Honk, honk
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McGurk: (in song) Jolly jeppers, ain't it great.
Fenton Muley's turnin' eight.
Eat some ice cream, eat some cake.
Jolly jeepers, ain't it great.
Wow. That's awful