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Season 4 Episode 9

Those Bitches Tried To Cheat Me

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Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Mar 07, 2004 on Adult Swim

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  • Quotes

    • (Jason opens locker)
      Jason: So how'd it go?
      Brendon: Jason?!
      Jason: What?
      Brendon: What the hell?! Why'd you disappear?
      Jason: I didn't, I just went looking for my books.
      Brendon: You were in the locker with the door closed.
      Jason: Right, it wasn't my locker, that's why I was confused.

    • Brendon: There's a guy named Jason…
      Penny: Oh, so you're Jason, now?
      Brendon: (mumbling)Oh dear, sweet Lord.

    • Penny: You don't like me?
      Brendon: I don't like anyone. I don't even like myself.
      Penny: Oh, that's sweet.

    • Jason: To Penny, spend this on something nice, signed question mark. Maybe I shouldn't spell out the word question mark. I'll just write a question mark.

    • Driving Instructor: Have we got any questions so far?
      McGuirk: Yeah right here, um. Can I leave now? Heh.
      Driving Instructor: Oh, oh oh. We got a real comedian here, folks.
      McGuirk: I've been saving that one up.

    • (handing out papers)
      Lynch: D, C, D, F, F, F, F, F, D, ahh.
      Walter and Perry: We're sorry Mr. Lynch. We'll do better.
      Lynch: Well that's nice. But here's a little tip, try studying gentlemen.
      Walter: We did try studying. The test was too hard. Nobody did good.
      Lynch: Nobody did well!
      Walter and Perry: You'd have to be a genius to do good on that test.
      Lynch: You have to be a genius to take the test huh? Well Brendon Small, clearly not a genius got an A+. Good job buddy.

    • McGuirk: Here's my license. Can't really help you with the rest, bankee.
      Police Officer: You telling me you don't have registration?
      McGuirk: Atleast I ain't drunk, right flatfoot.
      Police Officer: What?
      McGuirk: Huh, Johnny Law.
      Police Officer: Please step out of the car.

    • Jason: Morning Brendon.
      Brendon: Good morning.
      Jason: Want coffee, tea, biscotti, scone?
      Brendon: No no no, umm....
      Jason: Cheese sticks, uhhh...
      Brendon: No we've got to make this quick cause I'm gonna be late for school.

    • McGuirk: That's what always happens. Cops pull me over and make me do the breathalyzer test and I'm never drunk... half the time.

    • Jason: Thirteen dollars. That's like a million pennies. (laughs) Pennies! Get it? Pennies. Oh, there's no one here.

    • Lynch: Those sons a bitches tried to cheat me!

    • Brenden: (talking with Jason about a 5th grade girl.) No, I don't know her. Are you and this girl a couple?
      Jason: No! No, no. (laughs) Brenden, no. We're in that weird phase where we're kind of getting to know each other. In that I mean I've been following her ... for a couple of weeks.

    • Junior: Ohhh, Brendon. Youza gonoh get it.

    • Jason: Sons of b*tches! Dirty sons of b*tches!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Annie Hall

      A scene from Brendan's movie is a reference to Woody Allen's movie, "Annie Hall", where Brendan is playing Woody Allen's character and Melissa is playing Diane Keaton's character.

    • Jason's Poster:
      Jason has a poster in his room, "Vanil-lat", a reference to "Chocolat".

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