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Bayliss: And this Ned Burks guy, he specifically named Katheryn Rayner as Janines' lover? Well then I think you should take the lead, she might feel more comfortable girl on girl.
Sheppard: My you're subtle.
Bayliss: Yeah, well it's a part of my charm.
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Munch: You telling me Ned Burks killed Chelsey Purcell over a lesbians love lost? Yeah and Jack Ruby was a grieving patriot.
Briscoe: A cancer ridden, grieving patriot.
Munch: Lenny, you precious rube. Amazing how all those years on the mean streets of New York it had so little effect on your sweet child like brain.
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Munch: It's a conspiracy.
Stivers: A conspiracy?
Munch: A conspiracy reaching to the highest level of federal authority. Look to the CIA, look to the Cubans. Follow the money, check the grassy knoll.
Bayliss: Grassy knoll?
Munch: I'm speaking in metaphors.
Lewis: You're speaking in tongues.
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Curtis: He (Theodore Dawkins) has been "Mirandized".
Danvers: Did he make any initial statements?
Munch: Only that he had not committed any crimes and that he is proud of everything he has done in service to his nation.
Danvers: He actually said that?
Briscoe: As God is my witness, and then he quoted Nathan Hale and Patrick Henry.
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Munch: And what does the independent council plan to do with all this hard earned evidence?
Agent Feldstrap: Just collect the stuff.
Briscoe: You guys couldn't track a bleeding elephant through the snow.
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Det. Reynaldo "Rey" Curtis: A liar in the White House? Gee, what are the chances?