Homicide: Life on the Street

Bayliss Woody Allen. Shephard He's Jewish, who knew?! Munch You sleep with your mother that's a Greek tragedy. You sleep with your girlfriend's daughter you're off my list. Lewis Sammy Davis, Jr. Mike Giardello No way, that doesn't count. Lewis Why not? Bayliss Well, Sammy converted, so he's an accessory after the fact. Shephard That's right. He's black, so he's hip by definition. Falsone So you're saying all black people are hip? Lewis Name one who ain't? Falsone George Washington Carver. Mike Giardello Please. How many things can a white man do with a peanut? Munch Shelled or unshelled? Falsone I got one, Meldrick Lewis. Munch He's black. Bayliss Yeah. Mike Giardello But not particular hip. Bayliss No. Lewis What you talkin' about Willis? Shephard Point taken. I guess Sammy Davis Jr. goes back on the list. Lewis No, no, no hold on lets just stop the game right here. I can be accused of a lot of things but fallen off the cuttin' edge is not one of 'em. Terri, am I down or am I down? Stivers What? Lewis Am I hip? Tell these fools. Stivers Urh, you have your moments. Lewis Moments? Stivers Maybe you try to hard. Lewis I'm not playing no more.