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Justin: I was an accident!
Hope: No honey, you weren't!
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Brian Austin Greene: Is that my hat?
Charley: Uh...(takes hat off)
Brian Austin Green: That's ok, you keep it.
Charley: I'll cherish it always.
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Hope: This is the first and last time I go along with one of your crazy schemes, got it?
Faith: I promise I'll never drag you into another mess as long as I live. Oh, but after this, I'm going to need your help returning Urkel's moped.
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Hope: What's going on?
Faith: Ok, fine, I'll tell you the truth...we're into bondage!! (Hope looks at Brian Austin Green)
Brian Austin Green: (shakes his head) Uh uh! Uh uh!
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Jack: Damn, I always run out of cheese before the last cracker.
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Charley: Look at that. Brain Austin Green and I wear the same size hat. What are the odds of that?
Hope: Oh really, let me see?
(takes hit and hits him with it)
Hope: Snap out of it!
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Justin: Did you really say that dad?
Charley: Yes I did really say that. And I learned a very profound lesson...don't drink on the plane.
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Hope: When it comes to kids, moms know everything.
Sydney: Well not everything.
(Hope looks at her)
Sydney: I mean of course they know everything.
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Brain: And I can see where she(Faith) gets her beauty from Mrs....Her mom
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Faith and Hope's mom:*When she hears the bang*What was that?
Hope:I didn't hear anything did you Faith?
Faith:What the bang? No I didn't hear it
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*Brian Austin Green walks in*
Faith: Oh my God Brian Austin Green! I mean Welcome back!
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Hayley: Where was I?
Faith: Oh you were still in the orphanage! And Justin, you were a accident waiting to happen!