Hope & Faith

Faith: Contract...(cries)...Hit me in the back of the head with a...(cries)...shot me 16 times...

Faith (as Ashley Storm): Alexis, I am the real Ashley Storm!
Alexis: Well you can't both be the real Ashley Storm... which mean one of you is the Cedar Valley Cereal killer!
(Holds up a gun)
New Ashley Storm: Alexis, you have to believe me! She has been genetically altered to look the way I did before my accident. Before the surgery that also made me younger and more beautiful.
Faith (as Ashley Storm): Alexis, remember when you were posessed by the devil and everyone shunned you? Who invited you to Thanksgiving?!
Alexis: Ashley! It is you!
(Points gun at New Ashley Storm)
New Ashley Storm: ALEXIS NO!!!
(Alexis moves the gun and shoots Faith. Faith looks shocked that she just shot her.)
Faith (as Ashley Storm): I'm okay! It's just a flesh wound! Uhhhh... Alexis, you shot me by mistake! You were suppose to shoot her remember? Luckily I'm fine.
(Alexis shoots Faith again.)
(To Faith)
Stage director: Fall down! You're dead!
Faith (as Ashley Storm): No, I.... I'm OK! The bullitts fortunatly missed my vital organs!
(Alexis shoots Faith again, and again.)
Faith (as Ashley Storm): Look at me! I'm a medical miracle!
New Ashley Storm: Die you idiot!
(smashes a vase over Faith's head)
Faith (as Ashley Storm): I'm like the bionic woman!