Charley: I can't believe you told me the maids were gone! Hope: I can't believe you told me you weren't joining that club! Faith: I can't believe I threw up the car! Hope: You threw up in the car? Faith: Uh---no.
Hope: Are you drunk? Faith: No! (laughs) I'm wasted!!
Guest: Are you hammered? Faith: Why? You wanna nail me?
Hope: Go out there and check everyone's balls! Faith: (smirks) It would be my pleasure. Hope: The rumballs!
Faith: I know I've been living here for a while and I don't give back as much as I-- Charley: Take, eat, burn, steal. Somebody stop me, I could do this forever.
Hope and faith stuffing the chocolate down their shirts and in their mouths is an allusion to the classic I Love Lucy episode where Lucy and Ethel do the same thing.
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