Okay, I am going to be doing a season four of Hope and Faith. I will post them in 4 sections. Teaser, act 1, act 2, and closing credits. This is the first episode's teaser! Tell me if you like it! If you do I will continue! Thanx and good reading!
Hope and Faith- You've Got to Have Faith
Open on Hope and Faith walking through the back door of their house and into the kitchen. They are looking around for Charlie.)
Faith- Alright, he's not around. I say we hop in the truck and keep going until we hit Mexico. (Hope gives Faith a sarcastic look.) What- that's what they do in the movies!
Hope- Faith! We have to fix Charlie's new truck. He just bought it and he'll kill both of us if we don't.
Faith- (After a long pause.) But more so you, right?
Faith- Hey, don't bring me into this! You got us into this mess and you can get us out!
Hope- Faith, you were driving 100 miles per hour in a 50 mile per hour zone. You're lucky the police didn't pull us over.
Faith: (Nonchantly waves her hand.) Don't worry about the cops. I've got a secret weapon sister! (She grabs her breasts and winks at Hope.)
Hope: (Sighs.) I guess I'll just have to tell Charlie the truth.
Faith: What does the truth fix? It didn't fix anything when I admitted I spilt tan-ger-ine (She pronounces it like tan gur ine.) juice on your new blouse!
Hope: That was you!
Charlie- (Enters) Hello my beautiful wife. I see that your wicked step-sister hasn't flown back east yet.
Hope- Charlie, how was your day?
Charlie- It was great! My enemy at the office, Richard, totaly totaled his truck on his way to work today.
Hope- Oh! That's horrible!
Charlie- I know! Thank God it wasn't mine! Speaking of mine, I'm gonna go take it for a spin.
Hope and Faith- No!
Hope- (Straightening out her skirt) I mean...why don't you take a little detour first.
Charlie- Oh. I like the way you think Hope Shanowsky. (He grabs Hope and kisses her on the lips. Faith makes a classic Faith face as Justin walks in.)
Justin- Ahem. (Hope and Charlie turn around and start making excuses. Justin puts up his hand.) Don't worry. Aunt Faith let me watch "Titanic". All of Titanic. (Stretching all. Hope gives Faith a disaproving look.) Besides, I wouldn't be smooching my wife if she wrecked my truck. (Charlie looks mortified. Justin walks over to Faith.) Now where's my 50 bucks?
*All characters belong to whoever owns Hope and Faith. I am not attempting to own them at all. I am just writing a fan fiction.