Hot in Cleveland

Season 1 Episode 9

Good Luck Faking the Goiter

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 11, 2010 on TV LAND



  • Trivia

    • Wendie Malick and Dave Foley previously worked together on the Just Shoot Me episode "Blind Ambition."

  • Quotes

    • Victoria: Kids can be so ungrateful. I mean, you get them the best nannies money can buy and then they blackmail you with threats to write a Mommy Dearest.

    • (Will receives another text message)
      Melanie: Why is it that he can talk to everybody else but not me?
      Victoria: You mustn't blame yourself! I did everything I could for both my kids.
      Joy: You've got three children.

    • (after Will's cold entrance)
      Elka: I hope it's your daughter who is going to decide what home to put you in.

    • (Joy has just finished telling Will about being stood up at the altar)
      Will: I've got to tell you, whoever that guy was, it was his loss.
      Joy: Thank you.
      Will: Because you must have been so hot back then!
      Joy: Yes, way back then!

    • Victoria: Where's Elka? She said this [disease] had no symptoms and I'm out there limping around like Dr. House.
      Melanie: Elka said she looked it up on Wikipedia.
      Victoria: Wikipedia! Wikipedia says I'm 37, and I should know, I'm the one that "corrected" it.

    • Joy: I've been trying different [therapists] everyday. It's a little bit like dating, except you're not trying to hide how crazy you are.

    • Victoria: (to Melanie) Look, I'd love to stay and help you pretend to be your son, but I have to go pretend I'm dying.

    • Elka: What did you think of my mall walk mix?
      Will: Not bad. A little surprised by all the Justin Bieber.
      Elka: Really? I love her!
      Will: He's a guy...
      Elka: They keep saying that, but I'm not buying it.

    • Victoria: Waiter, I realize it's only 8 o'clock in the morning, but we're celebrating and I would like some champagne in my orange juice.
      Waiter: You mean the usual.

    • Joy: (to Melanie) You raised a son with enough character to break up with the wrong girl even though she has a truly terrific set of knockers.

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      United Kingdom: April 12, 2011 on Sky LIVING/Sky LIVING HD
      Czech Republic: December 9, 2012 on Prima LOVE

    • This episode was taped in front of a live studio audience on July 11, 2010.

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