(several men greet the ladies as they walk past)
Joy: I feel young and hot! Like they're undressing me with their eyes and not finding Spanx! I haven't felt like a piece of meat in so long!
Victoria: Wow. To think we spent all that time and effort and money trying to look ten years younger and ten pounds lighter, and all we had to do was crash-land in Cleveland.
Melanie: Where all the men look like real men and the women look like real women!
Victoria: And everyone's eating, and no one's ashamed.
Joy: I'm going to order chili fries!