Joy and Victoria are angered when they discover Melanie has been frequenting a mom-and-pop hair salon, so much that it evolves into a full-blown argument involving both Melanie's hairstylist (David Spade) and Elka's longtime hairstylist (Regis Philbin), and one of the girls even contemplates moving out. In the end, all is forgiven, but while no one may be moving out, someone may be moving in.moreless
Victoria enlists the help of Melanie (as a writer), Joy (as a hair stylist) and Elka (as an actor) and assembles members of the cast of The Edge of Tomorrow to continue the series. Though it proves easier said than done, as she feuds with the show's creator, deals with the demands of the few sponsors, and encounters the physical changes of the cast members over the past few years.moreless
When the ladies bid on items from an abandoned storage unit, Victoria and Melanie uncover a letter from Abraham Lincoln that could alter history. Joy uses a CB radio to befriend a handsome trucker by pretending to be someone she's not.
Highlights, bloopers, interviews and never-before-seen footage from Season 3 of Hot in Cleveland.
The girls freak out when their L. A. friend, Courtney (Kristin Chenoweth) announces her breakup from dermatologist Dr. Minton. They scramble to get the two back together or face the prospect of never making an appointment with him again. Meanwhile, Elka protests against the destruction of an oak tree at the end of the block.moreless
As George's impending expiration date nears closer, he and Joy decide to marry. Elsewhere, Melanie and Victoria makeover Artie (Jon Lovitz), so that he feels more comfortable with women, and Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers), with whom she has not spoken in 40 years, stops in for a visit.
Joy dates a man who knows he's soon going to die, while she and Melanie model Victoria's shoes for Cleveland Fashion Week.
The ladies set each other up for their annual birthdates celebration. Joy tries to take advantage of a priest who knows little about flirting,Captain Lebeau (Gilles Marini) returns for a date with Victoria, but admits he has an extra appendage, Melanie dates an actor with a high-pitched voice and Elka thinks she's dating Santa Claus, whom she attempts to get out of Cleveland and back to the North Pole where she thinks he belongs.moreless
Melanie breaks up with an intelligent professor (Craig Bierko), Elka gets into an argument with an old friend from the senior center (Georgia Engel), Joy sleeps with a Rick Springfield impersonator and breaks up with him when she finds out, and Victoria angrily fires the maid... all before a neighborhood break-in forces everyone inside and unable to leave the house.moreless
When the girls try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, Melanie tries to get close with a well-known socialite, who turns out to be a woman, Victoria attempts to retrieve her earrings after they drop into a members' cleavage, Joy reunites with "Opera Guy" (Jon Lovitz), who reveals himself to be a wealthy socialite, and Elka vows revenge on the Club's president for firing her from the club years ago.moreless
Victoria disguises herself in a fatsuit and attends a seminar for an exposé on how certain people treat the overweight. Meanwhile, Joy and Melanie tag along to the seminar and, while there, they both fall for guys who may not be all that they seem.
After Victoria accidentally lets Clark's poisonous spider lose in the house, the ladies temporarily move to Max's lake house, but the spider follows them. K. C. shows up, and to hide the fact that she slept with Joy's ex-husband, Melanie conjures up boyfriend "Casey," who ends up falling for Victoria. Meanwhile, Elka tries to tell a joke.moreless
After deciding to chase down their lost loves, Melanie visits an old high-school friend and falls for his neighbor, Victoria reconnects with her ex-husband, Elka reunites with Max in an elevator, and Joy, to no avail, attempts to meet up with the man who left her at the altar, though she's in for quite a big surprise.moreless
When her old flame Johnny Revere (Huey Lewis) comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity, Victoria assumes they'll pick up where they left off, though Johnny might have other plans in mind.Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause, Melanie attempts to hook up with a musical idol, and Joy will stop at nothing to make her dream of being a rock star come true.moreless
After All My Childrenis canceled, Susan Lucci seeks Victoria's comfort. She attempts to better the ladies' lives, by giving Valerie a weight loss method, Elka a handy new invention, and setting Joy up with a handsome young doctor. However, her attempt to "help" may actually be a strategy for revenge, as it soon becomes clear to the ladies that you can take the actress off of the soap opera, but you can't take the soap opera out of the actress.moreless
Joy dates a 22-year-old blind man, who, because he's blind, believes she's 26. Will and Emmy come to town and announce their recent engagement, much to Melanie and Victoria's surprise. Elka prank calls A-Rod.
To celebrate Elka's 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to a football game, but falls for the kicker. Meanwhile, after having a distorted dream during a blood removal, a woozy Victoria is convinced Elka is God.
Joy and Elka are forced to stay in a rhino habitat at the Bronx zoo, as their combined scent helps the rhinos to mate. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a state senator and Victoria dates a janitor, both with disastrous results.
While waiting in line for the bathroom at a Cleveland Browns game, the girls tell Elka the story of how they all met.
Roy's mother disapproves of Elka dating him. Simultaneously, Melanie dates a guy who enjoys leaving the lower half of his body unclothed, Joy attempts to determine the age of her newest flame, and Victoria dates a hand model (series producer Sean Hayes) who's surprisingly just as self-centered as she is.
Melanie, Victoria and Joy give makeovers to their neighbors, while Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.
The gang must go to a funeral to find a dress Melanie lost.
Victoria becomes a speaker on an all-gay cruise to speak about her "relationship" with Joy; however, she and Joy both fall for the ship's captain (Gilles Marini). Meanwhile, Melanie runs into her sister (Laura San Giacamo) on the cruise, and not only discovers that her sister is a lesbian, but also must now pretend to be a lesbian herself to stay on the cruise.moreless
Elka makes her decision about who she wants to marry