Lola: You know? These gay singles, they ask for too many details. (Charlie enters the room) How should I describe my penis? Charlie: Ok... I´m gonna walk outside and, when I come back in, I want you to be talking about shoes. Lola: Should I be circumcised? Charlie: No!!!!
Chloe: I´ll bet you that Super-Chloe gets more hits than Arm Candy Ava. Ava: In your dreams, White Girl!! Chloe: I´m just gonna warn you that Super-Chloe is into extreme sports. Guys dig that... Ava: Not as much as they dig a die-hard Red Sox fan with an awesome rack! Chloe: Well, Super-Chloe is a former lingerie model... who owns a liquor store!! Ava: Arm Candy Ava likes any sexual position that allows both of us to watch Sportscenter!! Chloe: Damn, you´re good!!
Lola: Well girls, let me tell you, there are some very, very attractive men in this site. Chloe: Those men are all gay, you're in the men-seeking-men section. (types something in the laptop) There... those are the guys you get to choose from. Lola: Oya, those men are hideous! Chloe: The preferred term is heterosexual.
Ava: I just happen to believe that people should fall in love the old-fashioned way... face to face... drunk in a bar as God intended.
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