Chloe: And I´m the one who kissed Graham. Emerson: Well, that´s what he said. He said that you are some kind of drunk, desperate psycho. (Chloe looks at Ava and Lola) Chloe: (whispering) He does remember me!!
Charlie: Hey, who´s that babe who just left? Ava: You´re a plastic surgeon!! Don´t you have babes down the hall to hit on? Charlie: Yes, but my patients frown on my dating ´em. Well, with all the botox they don´t actually frown... but there´s a telling glare.
Emerson: You know... We just want our first time to be something that we´ll both cherish and remember our whole lives. Lola: Oh God! I hope somebody told you that first time really sucks!!
Lola: So does Scott know your real age? Ava: Well, I may have shaved off a year or two... Chloe: But when are you gonna tell him? Ava: He can do the math on my tombstone! Chloe: But has his grade got to substraction yet? Ava: Those jokes are getting old... Lola: Unlike your husband!!!
Driver: You married? Lola: Divorced. Driver: What was he, gay? Lola: Yes.
Chloe: So, we both slept with our client's fiance. Ava: Boy, what are the odds? Lola: Pretty good. (Ava and Chloe look at her) Lola: What, let's face it, you guys are kind of slutty.
Gail O'Grady's character has the same first name as Lori Laughlin (Ava) of the short-lived The WB drama Summerland - which is strikingly similar to the last name of O'Grady's character (Summerlin).
Nicole Sullivan and Christina Moore are both from MADtv.
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