Hot Properties Season 1 Episode 1

Chloe: And I´m the one who kissed Graham.
Emerson: Well, that´s what he said. He said that you are some kind of drunk, desperate psycho.
(Chloe looks at Ava and Lola)
Chloe: (whispering) He does remember me!!

Charlie: Hey, who´s that babe who just left?
Ava: You´re a plastic surgeon!! Don´t you have babes down the hall to hit on?
Charlie: Yes, but my patients frown on my dating ´em. Well, with all the botox they don´t actually frown... but there´s a telling glare.

Emerson: You know... We just want our first time to be something that we´ll both cherish and remember our whole lives.
Lola: Oh God! I hope somebody told you that first time really sucks!!

Lola: So does Scott know your real age?
Ava: Well, I may have shaved off a year or two...
Chloe: But when are you gonna tell him?
Ava: He can do the math on my tombstone!
Chloe: But has his grade got to substraction yet?
Ava: Those jokes are getting old...
Lola: Unlike your husband!!!

Driver: You married?
Lola: Divorced.
Driver: What was he, gay?
Lola: Yes.

Chloe: So, we both slept with our client's fiance.
Ava: Boy, what are the odds?
Lola: Pretty good.
(Ava and Chloe look at her)
Lola: What, let's face it, you guys are kind of slutty.