Ava: Scott, when we met here the first time, I lied about my age. Scott: Oh.. Well, how old are you? Ava: I´m as old as I told you I was plus the number of times we made love this week. Scott: Bedroom, kitchen, bedroom, bedroom... laundry room, shower. Ok, I got it. Ava: So what do you think? Scott: I think you´re a dirty old lady!!
Sellers: Charlie, you gotta help me! A patient of mine just said she wants to have sex with me. Charlie: Go on. Sellers: It's Lola!! Charlie: Holy... wait! So you're gay?!?!
Chloe: Do you wanna make your own decisions? Don´t you wanna be your own woman? Emerson: They give me $20,000 a month. Chloe: Do you wanna adopt a sister?
Chloe: Yep, I'm dating a chubby chaser. I found Craig's porn stash and he definitely likes 'em big. Ava: How big? Chloe: Let's just say that the centerfolds open up, down and across.
Chloe: (talking to Ava and Lola) No one's ever called me a stick before. I always wanted to be a stick. Instead of Twiggy I'd be Sticky!!!! (Ava and Lola have a "that's weird" look on their faces). Chloe: Ok... That sounded sexier in my head.
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