Anthony is called in to a Puerto Rican beach resort where the owner has fallen on hard times. As Anthony checks out the place, he realizes that the problem is the general manager... and that the owner is keeping her on because she's his wife.
Anthony: The directions provided by the hotel are horribly confusing. It's saying turn left, but there's no place to turn. There's a barrier here. How do I turn left? Maybe I'll just turn left and crash. That'd be funny.
Anthony: All the rust that is on that fan is now on this table. Look at this. Look at all this rust. Look at this. So at least I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow--rust.
Anthony: Ocean, ocean, everywhere.
Blanche: It's nice.
Anthony: Okay. Look at the ocean.
Anthony: All right, turn around.
Anthony: So can you visualize that? Can we make that happen?
Blanche: I will work on it. Because it's true Anthony fashion, is that all we're doing, Anthony?
Anthony: George is making a necessary decision for his family and for his business. Even if it means he's going to be sleeping alone in one of his hotel rooms for a while.
Anthony: Dude, you brought me down here to help your hotel. I'm getting involved in marriage counseling.
George: Taking this decision and doing what I will do is--it has given me the sensation that I'm getting my balls back.
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