Hotel Impossible Season 2 Episode 1

Anthony: The directions provided by the hotel are horribly confusing. It's saying turn left, but there's no place to turn. There's a barrier here. How do I turn left? Maybe I'll just turn left and crash. That'd be funny.

Anthony: All the rust that is on that fan is now on this table. Look at this. Look at all this rust. Look at this. So at least I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow--rust.

Anthony: Ocean, ocean, everywhere.
Blanche: It's nice.
Anthony: Okay. Look at the ocean.
Blanche: Yeah.
Anthony: All right, turn around.
Blanche: No.

Anthony: So can you visualize that? Can we make that happen?
Blanche: I will work on it. Because it's true Anthony fashion, is that all we're doing, Anthony?

Anthony: George is making a necessary decision for his family and for his business. Even if it means he's going to be sleeping alone in one of his hotel rooms for a while.

Anthony: Dude, you brought me down here to help your hotel. I'm getting involved in marriage counseling.

George: Taking this decision and doing what I will do is--it has given me the sensation that I'm getting my balls back.