Hotel Impossible

Season 2 Episode 5

Glacier Bear Lodge, AK

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Jan 14, 2013 on Travel Channel
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A fishing lodge in Alaska is on the ropes with staggering amounts of water damage in the walls, and Anthony works overtime to get it up to speed.

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      • Anthony: As a general manager, you put everything in your pockets. I've had pubic hair in my pockets. I've had cigarettes in my pockets. I've had all kinds of stuff in my pockets.

      • Pete: When you're walking around the lodge, make sure you make noise so you're not going to walk into a bear. This is a feeding place for them.
        Anthony: Okay. Do they like little bald guys?
        Pete: We'll find out.

      • Anthony: I've heard all kinds of instructions for guests when checking in. But never, never to be on the lookout for bears. I think I'm going to walk to this room just a little faster than usual.

      • Anthony: This is the worse bathroom I've ever been in by far. And I don't care if you're in a hunting lodge. I mean, you can't really get lower than this. What's lower than this? A tree. Go pee on a tree. Worst bathroom I've ever been in.

      • Anthony: Glacier Bear Lodge caters specifically to fishermen, but its rooms are so bad that the bears in the area probably wouldn't find them accommodating.

      • Anthony: That's the worse smell I've ever smelled in my life. That smell smells like a cess pool. That smells like shoes, fish, bare ass, and it doesn't even meet the lowest expectations I've ever had for a hotel.

      • Anthony: I bet you I'm the last person you want to see right now.
        Pete: Not the absolute last, but you're not high.
        Anthony: Thanks. I appreciate it.

      • Anthony: That's the first time I've really seen you smile.
        Pete: I like tools.
        Anthony: You want to give me a hug, don't you?
        Pete: No, not really.

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