At the Periwinkle Inn, the owner's insistence on doing things the traditional way gets in the way of Anthony trying to get the hotel out of the red. He turns to the owner's children for help and tries to convince the family that it might be time for their mother to step down.moreless
Anthony: You time in in the lobby?
Anthony: That's unacceptable. We're doing behind-the-scenes work in front of the guests. All right, it's not your fault. I'm gonna let you go back to work while I have a panic attack about this.
Anthony: A hotel, especially when you're on vacation, is like a Christmas present. So we took off the bow outside, "Ooh, we took off the bow."
Casey: We took off the bow.
Anthony: And then we opened up the box.
Casey: And it's a turd. Merry Christmas!
Anthony: Merry Christmas!
Anthony: Do not walk away from me again, because if you walk away from me, I'm going to walk after you.
Jennifer: It makes me want to run you over with my car. I don't think I have coverage for that, do I?
Anthony: I just jumped into the pool with a woman that would have drowned me three days ago.
Casey: Barney is splattered all over the walls.
Referencing the lovable purple-and-green dinosaur, a Tyrannosaurus Rex, who was the star of Barney and Friends (1992-2007), a TV series aimed at children 1 through 8.
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