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Dr. Cuddy: We're flying out of Singapore. If he has a credit card and a condom, he can get anything he wants.
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(House is examining the rash on Peng's leg)
House: It's definitely ataxia, and it's definitely a rash.
Dr. Cuddy: You wanna look at it for five more minutes before concluding that it's also definitely a leg.
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Dr. Foreman: Anything else you two guys wanna agree on?
Dr. Chase: Do you have a problem with us agreeing?
Dr. Foreman: No, I have a problem with the other thing you do, which makes me question your motive for agreeing!
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Dr. Chase: I want more!
Dr. Cameron: I thought you were getting a little worn out by...
Dr. Chase: That's not what I meant.
Dr. Cameron: I know, I was just hoping that you take the hint and pretend that you never said that.
Dr. Chase: I want this to be more than it is.
Dr. Cameron: I thought we were clear!
Dr. Chase: In the beginning, but you can't tell me...
Dr. Cameron: Yes, I can, and I don't. (Chase looks puzzled) It was fun, that's it. And now it's over.
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House: I believe in statistics. Two hundred passengers on the plane. Ten should be gay, two should be with child, and one should be incredibly annoying with an extra ass chromosome.
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House: Good point. On the other hand, I'm a board-certified specialist in infectious disease. She assigns parking spaces.
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Dr. Cuddy: Not funny!
House: Wasn't supposed to be funny "ha ha."
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House: (Hysteria) happens often in high-anxiety situation, especially to women. I know it sounds sexist, but science says you're weak and soft. What can I do?
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House: Can you say "Crickey Mate"?
12 year-old Boy: Crickey Mate.
House: Perfect. Now no matter what I say, you'll agree with me, okay.
12 year-old Boy: Okay.
House: Nicely done. You, disagree with everything I say.
Foreign Man: Sorry, not understand.
House: Close enough. (to random woman) You get morally outraged by everything I say.
Sour Faced Girl: (about House writing on the movie screen) That's permanent marker, you know.
House: Wow, you guys are good.
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Dr. Cuddy: And the room service thing was just spiteful.
House: I was hungry
Dr. Cuddy: $300 for a bottle of wine.
House: I was thirsty.
Dr. Cuddy: $120 for video services.
House: I was lonely.
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House: Look that way.
Joy: Why?
House: Because you're going to throw up, and I don't want it on me.
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House: Nobody speak Korean on this flight?
Dr. Cuddy: I assumed you did.
House: I know how to ask him if his sister's over 18. I just don't think that's gonna help.
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(to Cuddy)
House: I'm trying to listen to you now, so shut up.
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Dr. Cuddy: I don't owe you.
House: You're mean.
Dr. Cuddy: It's how I compensate for being weak...soft.
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Keo: I just wanted to say thank you.
House: You're extremely welcome.
Keo: I'm in New York every Monday.
House: Are you handicap-accessible?
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12-year-old Boy: What is extension pastoring?
House: It's when you're molested by a priest's cousin.
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(a female passenger throws up)
Stewardess: I'll get some towels.
House: Give her a banana. Monkey see, monkey barf. You smell vomit...
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Crying Kid: I want my blankie! I want my blankie!
House: Give her 20 milligrams of antihistamines. It could save her life. 'Cause if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her.
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House: Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out the window.
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House: I need to get a better look at your rash.
Dr. Cuddy: Use your imagination.
House: Fine, shall I go with Lifeguard Cuddy or Mother Superior Cuddy?
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Joy: I can't be pregnant!
House: Are you a virgin?
Joy: No.
House: You're pregnant. Mazel tov.