(looking for something)
House: I really should have kept Cameron. She knew where to find the sugar.
Dr. Cuddy: It's not cancer.
Patient: It's not gonna kill me?
Dr. Cuddy: It's hemorrhoids.
Vogler: He is a drug addict who flaunts his addiction and refuses to get treatment. He is a disgrace and an embarrassment to this hospital. I'd go on, but it gets kinda mean, so I'm gonna keep this simple. House goes, or I go.
Dr. Cuddy: You shouldn't personalize this.
Vogler: And by I, I mean my $100 million. How's that for personalizing?
House: She's doing better.
Rachel: Oh, thank God.
House: Technically, Alexander Fleming. He developed antibiotics. Pneumonia's under control, and from now on, what say you stick with human food.
Vogler: In the morning, I expect you in my office with your letter of resignation and plans for a public apology, otherwise I'll destroy you.
House: So that's a 'no' on us being squared away.
Dr. Chase: Don't see any signs of vasculitis. Odd...since you're always right about everything.
Dr. Foreman: It could be a different autoimmunity. Or you could bite me.
Dr. Wilson: Vogler's got a plan to get you.
House: Does it involve candy? Cuz' I'm a sucker for chocolates.
Vogler: (to House) The board's meeting again this evening. Why don't you settle down, play some Game Boy? Why don't you watch your soap? I hear they're firing the handsome doctor today – that should be a good one.
Dr. Cuddy: You are a great doctor, House . . . but you are not worth $100 million.
Dr. Wilson: (to House) I only have two things that work for me – this job and this stupid screwed-up friendship.
House: Did you make a pass at Cuddy? I told you – she only has thighs for me.
House: You know, there's a new biography of 'Quisling' you might find interesting.
Dr. Cuddy: Sure - no idea who that is.
House: Norwegian guy. World War II. Traitor. The fact I have to explain takes the edge off my flow.
House: This is how Vogler is going to destroy me?
Dr. Cuddy: What did he do - grease your cane?
House: (Naomi) choked on soft wet pear – did she forget to take the bones out?
House: Starving babies is bad. And illegal in many cultures.
House: I'm not a baby expert, but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to shrink.
Dr. Chase: Dogs can learn things. House can't.
Dr. Foreman: Coward.
Dr. Chase: Child.
Dr. Foreman: (greeting patient) Hey there!
Dr. Foreman: (to Chase) Here, pussy, pussy, pussy . . .
House: Sorry - up late. Internet porn.
Dr. Chase: How come you're not in your office?
House: Because there is a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off.
Dream Vogler: So, there is some hope.
House: Always. But just in case, I special-ordered a jumbo-sized coffin
Dream Vogler: Hey . . .
House: Don't thank me. It's just who I am.
Injoke: The vegan couple who take their baby to the clinic are named "Kaplan," after one of the show's producers, Marcy G. Kaplan.
Music in closing scene is "Happiness" by Grant Lee Buffalo.
Although credited as normal, Jennifer Morrison doesn't appear in this episode.
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