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Dr. Chase: I was 15 years old when you walked out. Now you're walking back in?
Rowan: I left your mother. I didn't leave you.
Dr. Chase: (near tears) Mum was living on gin and tonics, how was I supposed to take care of her?
Rowan: She wasn't your responsibility.
Dr. Chase: I know! She was yours.
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House: Oh, you never run out of thingies...like that blonde thingy you were chatting up.
Dr. Wilson: She's the hospital accountant! We were going over billing procedures!
House: Double-entry bookkeeping?!
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House: (talking to a Vicodin pill) There you are. Were you scared? It's okay, you're home now. (swallows it)
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Dr. Wilson: On the other hand, there is the 'do unto others' thingy?
House: Then I should definitely tell him. I'd want to know.
Dr. Wilson: You want to know everything. There's also the 'keeping your promises' thingy.
House: You never run out of thingies.
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Dr. Wilson: Oh, this is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. I like this part. Did Rowan ask you not to tell?
House: I promised I wouldn't. My fingers were crossed, so I'm wide open.
Dr. Wilson: I was wrong – this is the musing out loud part. Do I actually need to be here?
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Gabe: Who are you?
House: The little ones call me "Uncle Greg".
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Dr. Cameron: You know, parents are never as bad as their kids think.
Dr. Chase: You like him so much, ask him out.
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House: Are you saying that for the chance of a beautiful family moment, or is there some medicine involved?
Rowan Chase: It fits better.
House: Too bad. I was hoping for the other reason. I was going to go get my camera.
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Dr. Chase: How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly don't have a personal life.
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Older Patient: Hey, my fingers are numb!
House: Your watch is on too tight.
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Jeffrey: Are you being funny?
House: Apparently not.
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Jeffrey: What now – throw everything at the wall and see what sticks?
Dr. Chase: Works for spaghetti.
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Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you.
House: You know, words can hurt.
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House: You're Chase's dad. It's hard to miss, with the big hug and how glad he was to see you.
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House: A secret club? What's the secret – they're all morons?