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Taub: Look, she's nuts, but we can't just give her 10 CCs of atheism and send her home.
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House: Stand her up.
Thirteen: She doesn't do well on her feet.
House: Neither do I.
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Dr. Foreman: I'm sure you have many reasons to keep yourself a mystery, besides the fact that you're bisexual.
(Thirteen stares)
Dr. Foreman: Uh, denial would have worked before the long vacant stare.
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House: I need you to sleep with Wilson.
Dr. Cuddy: Good morning.
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House: People lie, people sin, and in my world "people" includes Jews.
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Kutner: Saw Amber drop off Wilson this morning.
House: Yes. The male always drives the female.
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House: Cross-species mating. I feel like Darwin in the Galapagos.
Dr. Wilson: Amber and I have a lot in common.
House: She's a cutthroat bitch. You cry over Dark Victory.
Dr. Wilson: Bette Davis, another strong assertive woman.
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House: I thought Amber scared you guys.
Kutner: She does. But she also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.
House: So do Canadians--doesn't mean I want to date one.
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House: Hasidic women marry young so they can start pushing out little Hasidlings.
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House: So you will trust my diagnosis, and you'll let me treat her, because in this temple I am Dr. Yahweh.
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House: People don't change. For instance, I'm going to keep repeating "People don't change."
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Dr. Cuddy: (to House) If you're dissatisfied with your life, changing it is a symptom of mental health. I get why that concept is strange to you.
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House: Are you agreeing with me, or are you making a point?
Thirteen: I'm making a point.
House: That's gonna take longer.
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Amber: Hi, Greg. And I call you Greg because we're now social equals.
House: I call you "cutthroat bitch" because… well, quod erat demonstratum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.
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House: (to Wilson about Amber) Any minute now she's going to hit him in the face with your testicles.
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House: (to Wilson) Wait a second. This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves… oh my god. You're sleeping with me.
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Dr. Foreman: People who have a problem with boxes are people who don't fit in them.
Thirteen: You've been working for House a long time.
Dr. Foreman: No need for name calling.
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Dr. Wilson: (comparing Amber to House) Amber is exactly what I need and you would agree if you weren't mired in self-loathing topped with a thin crust of megalomania.
House: Hey, that's my best friend's girl you're talking about.
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House: She's a needy version of me.
Dr. Wilson: Hard to imagine such a mythical creature.
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Dr. Wilson: C'est la vie, and I use the French because you're an ass.
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Roz: She's a bisexual.
Kutner: What?
Roz: I could hear them talking from inside the MRI.
Kutner: Hear who? I heard the word "sex."
Roz: It was interesting.
Kutner: What was interesting?
Taub: Doesn't matter.
Kutner: We're doctors, we never know what's going to matter. She said "sex."
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Dr. Cuddy: You'll never lose your friend, House. You're the long-distance runner of neediness.
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Dr. Cuddy: (about Amber) Are you sure she doesn't wanna just take you back to her lair, hang you upside down, and deposit her eggs in you?
Dr. Wilson: Excellent disguise, House.
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Dr. Chase: (to House) You want more time? Joshua got God to make the sun stand still. No reason God can't speed it up. And, by God, I of course mean you.
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Amber: Why do you have to believe that I have an ulterior motive?
House: For the same reason I believe that crack whores can have sex. For crack.
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House: Hey, stop that Jew!
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House: (to Wilson) I've decided you could do worse then a female proxy for me.
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Dr. Wilson: Are you being… self-sacrificing?
House: I'll sacrifice a lab rat, I'll sacrifice a fly, I'll sacrifice $200 on a mudder at Monmouth Park. I don't sacrifice self. Shabbat shalom, Wilson.
Dr. Wilson: Shabbat shalom, House.