Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Allison Cameron
Dr. Robert Chase
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Dr. Eric Foreman
Dr. James Wilson
Trivia: This is the first showing of House's flame decal covered cane.
House: How old is Hector?
Dr. Cameron: Our patient's name is Matty. His brother's Nick.
Dr. Wilson: Hector's my dog. He's about seventeen.
House: Seventeen? That's like... a hundred and nineteen in human years. Why's he still alive?
House: Ten thousand possible infections, at least 20 minutes per test, take you approximately eight years.
Dr. Foreman: Actually, four months, assuming the last one I test is the right one. If it's the first, it'll take me approximately 20 minutes.
Dr. Wilson: He's right, it's worth a shot.
House: He's timid. Testing blindly is not gonna save this kid.
Dr. Foreman: But standing around here will.
Dr. Foreman: I'm not like you. A patient died because you were distracted over the death of your dad. I made a calculated decision. You acted like a human being. I acted like.. (pause) House.
Dr. Wilson: How many hours a day do you have to spend with someone before they're basically family?
House: Good point. But first, I gotta tell Cameron and Chase that they're violating God's will.
Dr. Wilson: How, exactly, does a dog unscrew a bottle of pills?
House: Is that a riddle?
Dr. Wilson: We're done with Nick?
House: God is done with Nick.
Dr. Foreman: You'll save more people than I will. But I'll settle for killing less. Consider this my two weeks' notice.
Dr. Wilson: I did exactly what Cuddy told us not to do.
House: No, you didn't. You did exactly what she told me not to do. You're completely in the clear.
Dr. Foreman: I want to recheck the national marrow registry for an alternate donor.
House: In case we're wrong?
Dr. Foreman: It's been known to happen.
Dr. Foreman: I don't wanna turn into you.
House: You're not. You've been like me since you were eight years old.
House: Adults don't need adult conversations. Just like I don't need this conversation.
House: (to Wilson) That was awesome! I gotta start pretending to care.
Dr. Cameron: (about House's new cane) Flames?
House: Makes it look like I'm going faster.
House: Hey, you're not going to believe it. Wilson killed a kid just like you.
Dr. Wilson: He's not dead.
House: Five days are gonna fly by.
Dr. Wilson: I treat patients for months, maybe years, not weeks like you.
House: I'm taller.
Dr. Foreman: He has acute scrotum.
House: Adorable. Please, I thought you were dignified. Come on, how am I not supposed to make that joke.
House: You're not protecting your choices; you're soothing your conscience.
Dr. Wilson: By that logic a sociopath would make the best patient advocate in the world.
House: Am I blushing?
House: What is the point in being able to control people if you won't actually do it? It's like training a dog and then letting him go on your rug.
House: You want to catch a movie?
Dr. Wilson: It's one in the morning.
House: I know a place. Although I wouldn't recommend wearing those shoes.
House: I'm sorry.
Dr. Wilson: Okay.
House: You're pathetic. I didn't actually mean that.
Dr. Wilson: Yes you did.
House: No I didn't. To infinity.
Dr. Wilson: Yes you did. You're pathetic.
House: You're a sneaky bastard. Any ideas how we get around this?
Dr. Chase: Court order.
House: That's hardly sneaky.
House: Wow, he sure is hurting.
Scott: Nurses said he maxed out on his pain meds.
House: If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.
House: Pride and shame only apply to people we have a vested interest in, not employees.
Dr. Foreman: (to House) I hate that in order to be like you as a doctor, I have to be like you as a human being.
Salesman: Genuine bull penis stretched over a metal rod.
House: Penis canes are murder.
House: (to Wilson) If that kid dies, it's because Foreman is wrong and you're a coward.
Dr. Cameron: Are you okay?
House: I just tripped over Wilson's self-righteousness.
Dr. Cuddy: Do you have anything to add to this debate?
House: Wilson's right, Foreman's wrong, and your shirt is way too revealing for the office.
International Air Dates:
The Netherlands: November 1, 2007 on SBS6
Greece: February 9, 2008 on Star Channel
The Czech Republic: April 28, 2008 on TV Nova
Germany: April 15, 2008 on RTL
Sweden: November 18, 2008 on TV4
Music: "Highway to Hell" (AC/DC), "Ain't No Reason" (Brett Dennen)
House: ... and suddenly we're looking at a needle that a camel could pass through the eye of.
This is a biblical reference to the quote: "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God". Although the word camel was originally mistranslated from the correct word "rope" which makes a little more sense.
House: It's a little too "Marilyn Manson in the retirement home".
House is referring to a musician and artist known for his outrageous stage persona and image as the lead singer of the band that bears the same name. In many of his music videos and concerts Marilyn Manson is seen with a cane that has a skull-formed handle.
House tries a meerschaum pipe like Sherlock Holmes when he is buying his new cane.
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