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    svuiskool

    [1]Nov 24, 2006
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    What are ya favorite House Quotes?

    House:What the hell are those?

    Cameron:Candy canes.

    House:Candy canes? Are you mocking me?

    Cameron:No. I just... Its christmas.... and I thought....

    House: relax. Its a joke.

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    psykosis_ultima

    [2]Nov 24, 2006
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    Oh my, that actually is by far one of the best quotes in the entire thing.

    Although, I really loved the 'You can't stop our love!' from the epi. with that one girl who was all into House . . .

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    svuiskool

    [3]Nov 27, 2006
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    psykosis_ultima wrote:

    Oh my, that actually is by far one of the best quotes in the entire thing.

    Although, I really loved the 'You can't stop our love!' from the epi. with that one girl who was all into House . . .



    I laughed when I heard the quote... Its not the best, but its only one I could remember. Why does everyone hate the line so much? It was halarious, because its not something you'd expect to hear from Chase!
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    channel-dunlap

    [4]Nov 28, 2006
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    psykosis_ultima wrote:

    Oh my, that actually is by far one of the best quotes in the entire thing.

    Although, I really loved the 'You can't stop our love!' from the epi. with that one girl who was all into House . . .



    That whole episode rocked my socks off. I loved all the ways he found to annoy her.

    Personally, the rant he gives to Cameron about 'normal' on the episode with the autistic kid is probably my favorite. Not for humor, just for the value of it. Great little speech. I don't think I'd be able to pick a favorite funny quote.
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    CSM135

    [5]Nov 28, 2006
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    Here is one of my favorites.

    House: Sorry, i was up late. Internet porn.

    Edited on 11/28/2006 9:38am
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    svuiskool

    [6]Nov 28, 2006
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    Oh, man!  Yous know what I just realized?  I thought that I posted Chases "Your Mumma" joke, instead of that other quote!

    But I also liked Chases your mumma joke... it was halarious to me!

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    hugsy_

    [7]Nov 28, 2006
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    Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die that she may have cheated on him?
    House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.

    Tritter: Run a test!
    House: Sorry. All out of pointless tests for stubborn idiots for this week.
    Edited on 11/28/2006 2:56pm
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    ecf1141

    [8]Nov 28, 2006
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    House : It's never lupus.

    So true It's NEVER lupus.

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    windseeker15

    [9]Nov 28, 2006
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    House: When you talk to god you're religious, when god talks to you its psychosis.
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    svuiskool

    [10]Nov 28, 2006
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    windseeker15 wrote:
    House: When you talk to god you're religious, when god talks to you its psychosis.


    Ha I like that one!
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    juliesobral19

    [12]Nov 29, 2006
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    Dr. Wilson: (over a microphone) House, this is God.
    House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
    Dr. Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
    House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
    Dr. Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
    Dr. Cuddy: House!
    House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!

    I love that whole conversation!
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    bountydawg12

    [13]Nov 30, 2006
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    juliesobral19 wrote:
    Dr. Wilson: (over a microphone) House, this is God.
    House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
    Dr. Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
    House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
    Dr. Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
    Dr. Cuddy: House!
    House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!

    I love that whole conversation!



    great quote:











    Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
    Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
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    mattman734

    [14]Nov 30, 2006
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    I was going to make one of thease... heres one of my faveorites.

    House: Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click yes i am 18. I mean a 17 year old could figure that out.
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    JamesonV

    [15]Dec 1, 2006
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    This always comes to mind for me:

    Cameron: He's black.
    House: What?
    Cameron: Foreman's black!
    House: Really? How long have you been withholding that information?

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    svuiskool

    [16]Dec 1, 2006
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    JamesonV wrote:
    This always comes to mind for me:

    Cameron: He's black.
    House: What?
    Cameron: Foreman's black!
    House: Really? How long have you been withholding that information?



    Ha!! I love that quote cuz House is always paying out Foreman for being black!
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    JDAlineJS

    [17]Dec 1, 2006
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    House: He did, however get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning...

    Dr. Cameron: He was shot?

    House: No – somebody threw it at him

    Just picturing a guy throwing a bullet makes me laugh like an idiot....

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    Galgum

    [18]Dec 1, 2006
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    Dr. Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a 6’ hose shoved into your large intestine?

    House: No. But I now have a much greater respect for whatever basketball player you dated in college.


    House: I have no idea what she was saying, but I could smell what the Rock was cooking. (people's eyebrow).

    There are others of course =)
    Edited on 12/01/2006 10:00am
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    mattman734

    [19]Dec 1, 2006
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    Galgum wrote:
    Dr. Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a 6’ hose shoved into your large intestine?

    House: No. But I now have a much greater respect for whatever basketball player you dated in college.


    House: I have no idea what she was saying, but I could smell what the Rock was cooking. (people's eyebrow).

    There are others of course =)

    Oh yah that was funny any the rock reference is hilarious by him.
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    BeautifulDay13

    [20]Dec 2, 2006
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    Foreman: And he told Cameron God wants her to stop being pissed at me over the article.

    House: God knows you stole Cameron's article?

    Foreman: He knows she's harboring vengeful thoughts.

    Cameron: I'm over it.

    House: Yeah. I can tell that from the Berlin wall of body language between you.

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