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House: James Wilson is never the safe choice.
Dr. Cuddy: We're going to a gallery. We're not getting married.
House: Well, sure, you say that now. He always marries them in the end.
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Dr. Cuddy: I like art. I'm open to new things. What's the problem?
House: You're going to a gallery to see Venezuelan pictures that don't exist, but you won't go to a play with me! Why?
Dr. Cuddy: House, why is my social life suddenly red hot? One minute I'm mushing along with the huskies, as usual, and suddenly it's global warming. You think you saw somebody else pick up a toy from the sand box, (mock sobs) and suddenly you want it.
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House: Loss of free will. I like it. Maybe we can get Thomas Aquinas in for a consult.
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House: I asked (Cuddy) as a test.
Dr. Wilson: What would you have learned if she'd said "yes."
House: A lot about bondage.
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Dr. Wilson: (to House) I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again. Do not pass me notes in class, do not make me ask her to the prom...
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Dr. Cuddy: That's a trick question.
House: Yes, but you have no idea what the trick is.
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Dr. Cuddy: I needed a friend and I thought Wilson was a safe choice.
House: I'm not safe? Cool.
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Dr. Foreman: Treatment is always steroids.
House: Treatment is always boring.
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Lupe: No one's as good as he thinks he is.
House: I am.
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House: Who's the better James Bond, Sean Connery or Daniel Craig? See, that's not even a decision.
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House: You're an addict. I'm saving you from yourself.
Dr. Wilson: By condo shopping? Thank you.
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House: First, "Hector does go rug" is a lame anagram. You want a better one for Gregory House, "Huge ego, sorry."
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Dr. Foreman: So you're giving me numbers?
House: Because they don't lie.
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Dr. Chase: Foreman's got personality issues, so you're going to step in?
House: Patient doesn't like Foreman, I'm interested.
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Bonnie: James Wilson, carefully calibrating his level of protectiveness for your individual needs.
House: Did you just compare Wilson to a tampon?
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House: You find the toxins, you run your bubble study. You won't find anything, but I'll get the office to myself. There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet. Doesn't download itself.