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House: (to Esteban) I'd better not see you praying! I don't wanna have to fight for credit on this.
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House: In case no one's filled you in, today is Monday, which means you've been dead for a day. If that kind of symptom comes back, it can get serious.
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House: You know how many little boys are praying for jet packs? How many priests are praying for... uhm, well... that one actually works.
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Dr. Wilson: You don't answer your phone anymore.
House: I'm world famous now. Press won't leave me alone.
Dr. Wilson: It's Cuddy.
House: I know. If it was the press I'd be answering.
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House: How come God gets credit when anything good happens?
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House: (to Esteban) You came a long way to see me. You want to put her life in God's hands or mine?
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Dr. Cameron: Her blood pressure's rising.
House: Mine is too. Of course, I am doing battle with the deity.
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Dr. Wilson: Nice try.
House: Nice tries are worthless.
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House: Just one more surgery, and you'll be fine.
Marina: Thank God.
House: Don't make me slap you.
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House: Sorry you're in the wrong room. My name on the door, my team, my decisions!
Dr. Cuddy: My building, my floor, my people!
(phone rings)
House: Hold that reprimand.
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(Cameron gives Foreman a present)
Dr. Cameron: I'll miss you. I know you won't miss me, but I just thought it would be nice for you to have that.
Dr. Foreman: I will miss you.
(Foreman hugs Cameron)
House: Can I have a hug too?
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Dr. Foreman: I don't want to solve cases. I want to save lives.
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(Esteban walks into House's office)
Esteban: Dr. House?
House: You can vacuum later.
Esteban: I'm not the janitor!
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House: It's impossible!
Dr. Cameron: Apparently not.
House: Live hearts don't stop for no reason! Dead hearts don't start for no reason.
Dr. Cameron: Apparently they do.
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House: How can we tell him there's no hope if we don't know why there's no hope?
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Dr. Wilson: (while performing surgery) Jeez, at 47, I hope my colon looks better than this guy's.
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House: (on phone with Chase) Thank you. You are indispensable. Uh.. you're still fired. (hangs up) Wow. That was awkward!
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Dr. Wilson: I told you to show Foreman you had a heart. How does that translate into you being a bastard?
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House: (looking at x-ray of broken wrist) Wow, either Foreman's way stronger than he thinks he is or... seriously, or?
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Esteban: (referencing House) I came a thousand miles to see him!
Dr. Chase: He doesn't care. I'm sorry, but that's who he is. That's who you risked your life to see.
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House: Good news. We think we know what the problem is.
Esteban: You mean "was."
House: Hey, it's my first language, not yours.
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House: If there is one thing that Castro is good at, it's how to look great in green. If there are two things he's good at, it's how to look great in green and train doctors.
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House: (referring to Foreman) He wants to not be me.
Dr. Wilson: Because he thinks you're a cold-hearted bastard without any regard for anyone but yourself.
House: He's right.
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House: Foreman's not as easy as Cameron, but of course, who is?
Dr. Cameron: I'm in the room.
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House: You don't reach terra firma, you don't get any milk or honey.
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Dr. Wilson: You are not good with change.
House: That used to be true, but I changed.
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(Dr. Cameron hands House an envelope)
House: Better be naked pictures.
Dr. Cameron: It's my resignation letter. I've got all I can from this job.
House: What do you expect me to do? Break down and apologize? Beg Chase to come back?
Dr. Cameron: No, I expect you to do what you always do. I expect you to make a joke, go on. I expect you to be just fine. (touches his arm) I'll miss you.
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(Cameron greets Chase at his residence)
Dr. Cameron: Hi, it's Tuesday.
Dr. Chase: No, it's Monday.
Dr. Cameron: I know, I just... didn't feel like waiting.
(they kiss)
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House: What if it wasn't human error. What if it was God's error?
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House: I need to look at the heart.
Dr. Gooding: Why?
House: Can't find my wallet.
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Marina: Is this Heaven?
House: No, it's New Jersey.