House

Season 5 Episode 6

Joy

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    • House: I'm sure the mom will be thrilled to hand her crack baby off to a doctor.
      Dr. Cuddy: She's not a crack baby.
      House: No, mother's perfectly healthy. She just had to give up the baby in order to continue her work on the human genome.
      Dr. Cuddy: She confessed to some past meth use.
      House: What they don't confess to is almost always more interesting. This is a mistake.
      Dr. Cuddy: Because a kid you don't know may have some problems you don't know about that she may have passed on to a kid?
      House: Because you're a control seeking narcissist. Which is fine, good even in some jobs. But you're not equipped to handle a real kid, never mind a factory second. Where are you meeting her?
      Dr. Cuddy: In a little place called "Follow me and your urologist will be buying himself a new yacht."
      House: They explained the return policy, right? It's worse than video games.

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