Masters: Jack has an infection that's spread to his mastoid. House: Great. We'll confirm that in a week, when your secret cultures have sprouted. Masters: Am I in trouble? House: I only get mad when you waste my time. Couldn't care less about yours. But let me know when they come back negative, and I'll mock you.
Dr. Wilson: You have to go. Your girlfriend's birthday? It's not even a question. House: She has one every year. How often do you break up with the love of your life? Okay, for you, it's more often than most, but still... Dr. Wilson: I'm a big boy. I think I'll survive.
Taub: I was mugged once. When I saw the gun, my legs went out. Dr. Chase: I always thought it was fight or flight. Didn't know it was fight or flight or faint.
(about a billboard poster of Taub) House: We finally know what Tuab would look like if he were life-size.
Masters: Why is your assumption of his guilt more valid than my assumption of his selflessness? House: Because my assumption is backed up by millions of men, and Taub, who cheated on their wives.
Arlene: I wish that you would take a second look. I'm tired all the time, and when it's cold I get this weird pain in my shoulder. House: I have a pain in my leg. You don't hear me complaining... except for just now. Arlene: How do doctors get this idea you're better than everyone else? House: Probably all that pulling people back from the brink of death, it's just a guess. Arlene: My own daughter is a doctor. She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns. House: She sounds smart. Arlene: Did she tell you to say that? House: I've never met your daughter. Arlene: That's hard to believe, since you're currently shtupping her.
Dr. Cuddy: House… I need you to come to that dinner for two hours. Keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is. We average our misery.
Dr. Cuddy: Wilson. House: It's uh, bowling night. He'll never forgive me if I don't. Oh, screw it. I'm coming. Dr. Cuddy: No, no. no. I am not going to be responsible for that. You drugged the man, you go bowling with him. House: Well, my chances of sex are considerably lower with Wilson.
In the credits, Peter Jacobson's name is swapped with Jesse Spencer's.
Music: Start a War (The National)
Olivia Wilde is credited but doesn't appear.
International Airdates:
Canada: January 17, 2011 on Global
UK: February 10, 2011 on Sky One
Germany: May 31, 2011 on RTL
Bulgaria: July 1, 2011 on Nova TV
Czech Republic: October 31, 2011 on TV Nova
Sweden: November 1, 2011 on TV4
Poland: November 3, 2011 on TVP2
Slovakia: April 26, 2012 on STV1
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