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Dr. Cuddy: A moron storms the clinic, bullies his way into life without parole, you enabling him at every step...
House: He hadn't done what he did, he'd be dead. Good thing you enabled my every medical move.
Cuddy: You think I handled this differently because you were in here?
House: I don't know, let's try it again without me.
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Jason: Excuse me, I'm looking for Dr. Cuddy.
House: Well, she's either not here or she's under the desk. Either way, you're gonna have to wait outside until I'm finished.
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House: Spit on the floor.
Jason: What?
House: If I do it, I can't tell Cuddy that it was medically necessary. I'm gonna ask you to piss on her chair next.
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Jason: Florida counts?
House: Well, not to the Supreme Court, but it's warm enough for germs.
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Taub: House is gonna get someone killed.
Kutner: The guy's ready to kill for a diagnosis, I can't think of a better doctor to be trapped in there with him.
Dr. Cameron: How about somebody who's not gonna keep pushing the whack job's buttons until he cracks?
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House: First rule of triage: guys with guns go first.
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(Thirteen leaves to get medicine)
House: She's gonna go.
Nurse Regina: She's gonna come back.
House: She should go.
Nurse Regina: He'll kill him.
House: But not her.
Nurse Regina: Is that your version of morality?
House: If you don't think your life is worth more than someone else's, sign your donor card and kill yourself.
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Jason: What about an x-ray or something?
House: Good idea. Oh, damn. I left my CT machine in my other pants.
Jason: How many hostages do you think it'll cost me for a trip to radiology?
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House: Humiliation? Doctors treating you like you're a piece of meat? Too many fingers and tubes up your holes? You hate doctors. You want to take back control. If so, I apologize for the fact that you are a piece of meat.
Jason: I just want an answer. That's all.
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Jason: Not knowing what was wrong with me… made me miserable. Maybe that's insane. Doing this… yeah. Insane. But I had something to gain. You can't take risks with no upside at all.
House: I can't decide which is riskier, taking crazy risks or taking advice on crazy risks from a crazed risk-taker.
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Jason: She's not a cop? Dr. Cuddy brings in the drugs… alone.
House: She might be armed. I'd have her deliver it shirtless.
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Bill: Excuse me, my wife feels sick to her stomach.
House: Next time pack some heat and maybe we'll look into it.
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(a man with a gun herds patients into Doctor Cuddy's office)
House: You wanted to see Doctor...
Jason: I said shut up. I'm sick and I want to know why. I want the best doctor in this hospital here, now... or I'm gonna start killing people.
House: What seems to be the problem?
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Dr. Foreman: Are you doing anything about your disease, following any kind of program?
Thirteen: No. Nor am I looking for a consult.