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Daryl: What's wrong?
House: (referring to Daryl's hands) You're turning white!
Glenda: What does that mean?
House: Means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore.
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Dunnagan: Saw you limping out there. Vietnam?
House: Viet... How old do you think I am?
Dunnagan: I don't know. Vietnam-age?
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House: Hit the kill screen. Boss is here.
Taub: It's not porn. It's our new patient.
House: Bummer.
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Dunnagan: I've already been there--three deployments. Now they want me to go again. But my wife's pregnant.
House: So our homeland should be unsafe because your private was unsafe.
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House: Hey, I don't care where an idea comes from, as long as it makes sense and embarrasses someone.
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Dr. Wilson: Are you out of your mind?
House: Hey, as a former psychiatric patient, I take offense at that terminology.
Dr. Wilson: All I did was ban you from my tub. Whatever happened to proportional response?
House: Whatever happened to coherent conversation?
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House: You can't accuse me of an opossum attack and underhanded kindness in the same visit.
Dr. Wilson: Then I'll come back.
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Dr. Wilson: You're escalating to prove I was wrong about you being nice, which you would only do if I was right.
House: Do you even listen to yourself?
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House: What are you doing?
Taub: Requesting permission to share my idea without being belittled in front of your new assistant.
House: Permission denied. Continue
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House: I gave you empirical proof that I did not prank you.
Dr. Wilson: No. No, you did not. You created empirical proof that I didn't prank you, selling me on the notion that you didn't prank me. Maybe you self-prank.
House: I don't master-prank.