Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Eric Foreman
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Dr. Robert Chase
Dr. James Wilson
Dr. Lawrence Kutner
Dr. Chris Taub
The receipt on the bag of Thai food that House brings for the team alternates between shots; sometimes it's straight and other times it is curled at the end.
House: Brain's clean. Moving on.
Thirteen: To where? We've gone from making no sense to making less sense and then taking a step backward.
Dr. O'Shea: Are you checking me out?
House: You're astute. No.
Dr. O'Shea: How many pills did you just take?
House: Vicodin, opiods, some B12. Need a little kick in the afternoon. You got a problem with that? (O'Shea shrugs) I think I'm falling in love.
Dr. Foreman: We need to remove the eye.
House: It's her only working eye.
Dr. Foreman: We could remove the other one, but since it's not killing her, I thought this way was less insane.
House: (to O'Shea) Do you have some ethical problem with what I'm doing that you can express in a unique way which might actually make me think that I'm wrong even though I'll never admit it?
Dr. O'Shea: Yes.
House: You are funny. The problem's not in her eye, it's in her head. You wanna come over and watch Prescription Passion at my house tonight?
Dr. O'Shea: You know I'm not gay, right?
House: Neither am I. If you don't want to have sex, that's cool with me.
Dr. O'Shea: I'm not coming over to your home.
House: I'll grow on you.
Dr. Foreman: I'm sorry. We need to remove your eye.
Apple: My eye?
House: A moment ago you thought you were dying. Blind's actually good news.
Lucas: Oh yeah, that will be… $2,300 dollars
House: I'll get you a check.
Lucas: No, I don't take checks.
House: You think I'm going to stop payment?
Lucas: Aren't you?
House: Of course I am. $2,300, that's insane.
House: Say it.
Dr. Foreman: You were right.
House: God, that was petty of me.
Kutner: Does that PI guy mean we don't have to break into people's homes any more?
House: It's the whole reason you went to medical school. I'm not gonna take that away from you.
House: Did you get the consent?
House: Tell Foreman to get it. Old people are scared of black people.
Lucas: There are two types of people who hire me. No, actually there are three types of people that hire me, but the third point is irrelevant to the point I want to make.
House: Do you have a special rate plan for being a pain in the ass?
House: Have you been checking me out? I've been paying for that?
Lucas: So far you haven't paid for anything.
Apple: The guys I hated dancing with before, I hated dancing with after. My parents were still dead, I was still alone.
House: You're fun.
Apple: You don't seem that different.
House: I haven't given up.
House: How do you know what they're talking about?
Lucas: I'm in the same grief-counseling group.I recently lost my mother.
House: You get laid more often if you told them you lost a kid.
Lucas: I didn't lose a kid.
Lucas: Only two things you ignore: things that aren't unimportant and things you wish weren't important. And wishing never works.
House: How many friends do you have?
Lucas: No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
House: Friends allow you to not sit in a room by yourself. You charging me for this?
Lucas: Are we friends?
Lucas: Then yes.
House: Want to be my friend?
Lucas: No. You scare me a little.
Dr. Cuddy: I'm going to trust your first instincts.
House: I'm not usually confused when you say things like that.
Nurse: You ever hear of the boy who cried wolf?
House: Never really bought that. I don't care how often the kid cries he's going to be eaten by a wolf, the mom's going to come running.
Music: Vice (Crystal Method)
Original International Air Dates:
Australia: October 1, 2008 on TEN
Latin America: November 20, 2008 on Universal Channel
Spain: January 13, 2009 on Cuatro
The Netherlands: January 15, 2009 on SBS 6
Germany: March 10, 2009 on RTL
Hungary: March 25, 2009 on TV2
Denmark: March 28, 2009 on Kanal 4
United Kingdom: May 31, 2009 on Sky One
Poland: September 3, 2009 on TVP2
Czech Republic: September 14, 2009 on TV Nova
Slovakia: September 16, 2009 on STV1
Sweden: October 6, 2009 on TV4
Jennifer Morrison is credited but doesn't appear.
Music: You Might Die Trying (Dave Matthews Band)
As of this episode Hugh Laurie takes on the role of Executive Producer.
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