The receipt on the bag of Thai food that House brings for the team alternates between shots; sometimes it's straight and other times it is curled at the end.
House: Brain's clean. Moving on.
Thirteen: To where? We've gone from making no sense to making less sense and then taking a step backward.
Dr. O'Shea: Are you checking me out?
House: You're astute. No.
Dr. O'Shea: How many pills did you just take?
House: Vicodin, opiods, some B12. Need a little kick in the afternoon. You got a problem with that? (O'Shea shrugs) I think I'm falling in love.
Dr. Foreman: We need to remove the eye.
House: It's her only working eye.
Dr. Foreman: We could remove the other one, but since it's not killing her, I thought this way was less insane.
House: (to O'Shea) Do you have some ethical problem with what I'm doing that you can express in a unique way which might actually make me think that I'm wrong even though I'll never admit it?
Dr. O'Shea: Yes.
House: You are funny. The problem's not in her eye, it's in her head. You wanna come over and watch Prescription Passion at my house tonight?
Dr. O'Shea: You know I'm not gay, right?
House: Neither am I. If you don't want to have sex, that's cool with me.
Dr. O'Shea: I'm not coming over to your home.
House: I'll grow on you.
Dr. Foreman: I'm sorry. We need to remove your eye.
Apple: My eye?
House: A moment ago you thought you were dying. Blind's actually good news.
Lucas: Oh yeah, that will be… $2,300 dollars
House: I'll get you a check.
Lucas: No, I don't take checks.
House: You think I'm going to stop payment?
Lucas: Aren't you?
House: Of course I am. $2,300, that's insane.
House: Say it.
Dr. Foreman: You were right.
House: God, that was petty of me.
Kutner: Does that PI guy mean we don't have to break into people's homes any more?
House: It's the whole reason you went to medical school. I'm not gonna take that away from you.
House: Did you get the consent?
House: Tell Foreman to get it. Old people are scared of black people.
Lucas: There are two types of people who hire me. No, actually there are three types of people that hire me, but the third point is irrelevant to the point I want to make.
House: Do you have a special rate plan for being a pain in the ass?
House: Have you been checking me out? I've been paying for that?
Lucas: So far you haven't paid for anything.
Apple: The guys I hated dancing with before, I hated dancing with after. My parents were still dead, I was still alone.
House: You're fun.
Apple: You don't seem that different.
House: I haven't given up.
House: How do you know what they're talking about?
Lucas: I'm in the same grief-counseling group.I recently lost my mother.
House: You get laid more often if you told them you lost a kid.
Lucas: I didn't lose a kid.
Lucas: Only two things you ignore: things that aren't unimportant and things you wish weren't important. And wishing never works.
House: How many friends do you have?
Lucas: No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
House: Friends allow you to not sit in a room by yourself. You charging me for this?
Lucas: Are we friends?
Lucas: Then yes.
House: Want to be my friend?
Lucas: No. You scare me a little.
Dr. Cuddy: I'm going to trust your first instincts.
House: I'm not usually confused when you say things like that.
Nurse: You ever hear of the boy who cried wolf?
House: Never really bought that. I don't care how often the kid cries he's going to be eaten by a wolf, the mom's going to come running.
Music: Vice (Crystal Method)
Original International Air Dates:
Australia: October 1, 2008 on TEN
Latin America: November 20, 2008 on Universal Channel
Spain: January 13, 2009 on Cuatro
The Netherlands: January 15, 2009 on SBS 6
Germany: March 10, 2009 on RTL
Hungary: March 25, 2009 on TV2
Denmark: March 28, 2009 on Kanal 4
United Kingdom: May 31, 2009 on Sky One
Poland: September 3, 2009 on TVP2
Czech Republic: September 14, 2009 on TV Nova
Slovakia: September 16, 2009 on STV1
Sweden: October 6, 2009 on TV4
Jennifer Morrison is credited but doesn't appear.
Music: You Might Die Trying (Dave Matthews Band)
As of this episode Hugh Laurie takes on the role of Executive Producer.
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