Hugh Laurie |
Dr. Gregory House |
Lisa Edelstein |
Dr. Lisa Cuddy |
Omar Epps |
Dr. Eric Foreman |
Robert Sean Leonard |
Dr. James Wilson |
Peter Jacobson |
Dr. Chris Taub |
Jesse Spencer |
Dr. Robert Chase |
Jack Coleman |
Joe Dugan |
Guest Star |
Pat Finn |
Senator Hal Anderson |
Guest Star |
Amber Tamblyn |
Martha Masters |
Recurring Role |
Bobbin Bergstrom |
Nurse |
Recurring Role |
Tracy Vilar |
Nurse Regina |
Recurring Role |
Dr. Cuddy: What is that smell? Is it onions? Peppers? Oh, I know... it's a sausagefest.
House: Sausagefest implies multiples. Now, if you're talking about yardage, I'd have to agree.
House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
Dr. Cuddy: Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.
House: Black guy campaigning for the opposition? Does Obama know about this?
Dr. Foreman: I tried calling him on the brother hotline. He didn't pick up.
House: Martha M. Masters. I'm Dr. House. This is the rest of the team. Boring, Bimbo, and Bite-Size. Martha enjoys quadratic equations, Italian frescoes, and her turn-ons include learning to be a doctor.
House: Say something brilliant.
Masters: Oh, I, I don't...
House: Capital of Azerbaijian?
Masters: Baku.
House: Year Beethoven died?
Masters: 1827.
House: Twentieth decimal of Eulier's Number?
Masters: Six. (giggles) It's my favorite constant.
House: She's like the Internet with breasts. Oh, no, wait--the Internet has breasts.
House: E coli is found in animals. So unless he's drinking pork cider... pork cider! I need the number of the patent office.
House: How mad would you be if I fired Masters?
Dr. Cuddy: Very. Unless you had cause. Real cause. Cause that a human being would consider cause.
House: Never mind, then.
Taub: This whole "Taub's an old man" thing kinda rings hollow, given I'm in better shape than you are. Pass the dye.
Dr. Foreman: You're in rounder shape than me.
Taub: Tonight after work, meet me at the basketball court in the gym.
Dr. Foreman: You do realize you're two and a half feet tall, right?
Taub: And white, and Jewish. It'd be very embarrassing. I get why you'd want to say no.
House: Our patient's liver, kidneys, and lungs are failing. I need you to help me figure out why.
Masters: As I recall, you have three actual doctors you haven't fired today.
House: They're in jail.
Masters: What? Why?
House: Prostitution.
Dr. Cuddy: You'll figure something out. The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300
House: That's also true of five morons.
Music: I Start to Run (White Denim)
Olivia Wilde is credited but doesn't appear.
International Airdates:
Canada: November 8, 2010 on Global
Australia: November 10, 2010 on Channel Ten
Bulgaria: November 12, 2010 on Nova TV
UK: November 14, 2010 on Sky1
Germany: May 10, 2011 on RTL
Sweden: October 4, 2011 on TV4
Czech Republic: October 10, 2011 on TV Nova
Poland: October 13, 2011 on TVP2
Slovakia: April 5, 2012 on STV1
Finland: March 18, 2013 on MTV3
Taub: Hate to steal the spotlight from Small Wonder over here.
Referencing the 1985-89 syndicated TV series about an engineer who builds an android child, VICI (aka Vicki) and brings "her" home to meet the family. They keep her, and try to pass her off as their adopted daughter, while Vicki continues to learn and develop and become more human.
House: She's like the love child of Einstein and Mary Poppins.
Referencing the Disney movie Mary Poppins (1964), starring Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews and based on the book by P.L. Travers. In it a magical nanny befriends two young children, and her friend is Bert the Chimney sweep.
Taub: Things have been just fine without Pippi Longdivision.
Referencing Pippi Longstocking, the young Swedish heroine in a series of children's books by Astrid Lindgren. Pippi has super-strength and likes playing pranks on adults, particularly pompous and ill-mannered ones. Besides the novels and picture books, the character has appeared in a television series and several movies.
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