Hugh Laurie |
Dr. Gregory House |
Jennifer Morrison |
Dr. Allison Cameron |
Jesse Spencer |
Dr. Robert Chase |
Lisa Edelstein |
Dr. Lisa Cuddy |
Omar Epps |
Dr. Eric Foreman |
Robert Sean Leonard |
Dr. James Wilson |
Katheryn Winnick |
Eve |
Guest Star |
Michelle Gardner |
Dr. Stone |
Guest Star |
George Williams |
Doctor |
Guest Star |
Bobbin Bergstrom |
Nurse |
Recurring Role |
In the scene where House goes to Wilson to find out how he should answer the girl's question the shots of Hugh Laurie with the window in the background have the front of the cane handle pointed towards him while the ones with Wilson in the background have the back of the cane under his chin.
In the last scene of the episode when House and Wilson are playing foosball and they cut to the closeup of House his scar from his bullet wound is missing.
Dr. Foreman: If she wants to talk about the weather, talk about the weather. She wants normalcy, she wants to feel like the world didn't end.
House: Right, I'll tell her everything went on without her: Babies were born, people got married, thousands of people will remember the day she got raped as the happiest day of their lives.
Dr. Chase: There's no wrong answer. Because there's no right answer.
House: Wrong. We just don't know what the right answer is.
Dr. Cuddy: You are going back to the clinic. Or jail.
House: You perjured yourself to keep me out of jail. How're you...?
Dr. Cuddy: I only did that because I thought you were getting clean.
House: So it's do clinic duty or go to jail.
Dr. Cuddy: Yes.
House: Then it'll be finish your paperwork or go to jail. Help with fundrasing or go to jail. Do your job or go to jail. I think I'd rather go to jail.
House: You want me because I don't want you.
Eve: I'm raping you?
House: In a more non-invasive, annoying...
Eve: Get out!
House: Haven't you ever seen an Afterschool Special? Dawson's Creek?
Patient: I have an STD?
House: No, but you will. Every person who comes in here has one thing in common: having SWS, "Sex While Stupid."
House: If we were to care about every person suffering on the planet, life would shut down.
House: We are selfish-based animals crawling across the earth, but 'cause we've got brains, if we try really hard, we can usually aspire to something that is less than pure evil.
House: Are you going to base your whole life on who you're stuck in a room with?
Eve: I'm gonna base this moment on who I am stuck in a room with! It's what life is, it's a series of rooms, and who we get stuck in those rooms with, adds up to what our lives are.
House: The fact that I was in the wrong place in the wrong time, should be trumped by the fact that I'm useless at this.
Dr. Cameron: No, you're not.
Dr. Chase: (to Cameron) You romantically wanting to believe that, is never gonna make it true.
Doctor: He swallowed a magnet. We gotta cut it out.
House: (to the kid) How old are you?
Kid: Eight.
House: And he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says let him die.
House: If we talk about nothing, nothing will change.
Eve: It might.
House: How?
Eve: Time. Time changes everything.
House: That's what people say, it's not true! Doing things changes things; not doing things... leaves things exactly as they were.
Dr. Cuddy: Is that Vicodin?
House: Breathmint--thought you were going to kiss me.
House: Perjurer.
Dr. Cuddy: Felon.
Dr. Wilson: She's looking to connect with you, and that's what's scaring the hell out of you. Tell her the truth.
House: There is no truth.
Dr. Wilson: Are we role-playing? Am I you? I don't wanna be you!
House: (after looking up the patient's nose) It's beautiful! If my lawn were half as well maintained as that, pigeons wouldn't have the nerve to poop on in.
Patient: Good grooming is important.
House: Is that a shot?
Patient: People do judge you on your appearance. When you entered, I noted your shirt hadn't been pressed, you hadn't shaved in quite some time, I extrapolated you were a person for whom detail was not a major concern. I was worried you might apply that same standard in your work.
House: Do you use toe-nail clippers up there?
Patient: They're longer, so they allow me to better reach the upper hairs.
House: I'm wearing a rumpled shirt, and forgot to brush my hair this week. You've got athlete's foot in your nose.
I'm ready to be judged.
Dr. Cuddy: She's gonna be okay.
House: Yeah, it's that simple.
Dr. Cuddy: She's talking about what happened. That's huge. You did good.
House: Everyone will tell you: That's what we gotta make her do. We gotta help her, right? Except we can't. Stead we drag out her story, and tell each other that'll help her heal. We feel real good about our selves. Maybe all we've done is make a girl cry.
Dr. Wilson: Then why did you...
House: Because, I don't know.
Dr. Wilson: You gonna follow up with her?
House: One day, one room.
House: Who's here for a runny nose? (a couple of people raise hands) It's a cold! It will get better. Go home!
Pharmacologist: Should I get a sedative?
House: No, I'm good, thanks.
House: I'm evil.
Eve: Evil people don't say they're evil.
House: That sounds like an easy loophole.
(as a patient takes his pulse)
House: How many beats?
Patient: 26.
House: (astonished) Either you suck at math, or you're about to die in two seconds! (waits a few seconds) You suck at math!
International Air Dates:
The Netherlands: August 30, 2007 on SBS6
Greece: December 8, 2007 on Star Channel
The Czech Republic: February 11, 2008 on TV Nova
Belgium: February 21, 2008 on KanaalTwee
Sweden: April 22, 2008 on TV4
When House is paying off patients to leave the clinic, he catches an elderly man with a nice hat who has coughed up blood on his handkerchief. It is monogrammed D.S. - David Shore wrote the episode.
Music: Grey Room (Damien Rice), Listen Here (Eddie Harris)
With a scheduled first airing of this episode on January 23, 2007, (the date was pushed back one week for the US Presidential State of the Union) the American Red Cross mailed out promotional fliers for the show with a picture of the cast and the flier stating, "An urgent House (in the show's font with the square on the H) call for blood donations." It then states, "Be sure to watch the January 23rd episode of HOUSE on FOX."
House: Haven't you ever seen an Afterschool Special? Dawson's Creek?
Afterschool Specials were programs that aired in the late afternoon throughout the 1980s and were geared at children around the pre-teen age. They intended to teach the children moral lessons and covered topics such as drugs, alcohol, and sex. Dawson's Creek was a prime time drama that aired from 1998-2003. It centered around the trials and tribulations of a group of teenagers as they struggled with love, school, and friendship.
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