House

House enters Cuddy's office and she tells him he'll be doing clinic work. House isn't thrilled but has no choice and has to listen to the patients' various sexually-related problems. He tries to get out of it when a man comes running in screaming in pain and clutching at his head. House finally trips him and gives him a sedative. House takes advantage of the man to get Cuddy to let him run a diagnosis and get out of clinic duty.

House quickly runs his staff through an extended diagnosis, only to reveal the man has a bug in his ear. He then takes off for the park to escape Cuddy and clinic duty. Meanwhile, Cameron takes on a homeless man who has cancer. She then tells Cuddy that House doesn't have a case, and Cuddy goes to the park to confront him. He reveals he's on Vicodin and out of rehab, and forces him back to the clinic.

House is stuck with more patients and then starts paying them to leave. Cuddy isn't thrilled and finds a way to make it interesting: she'll pay him $10 for each patient he can diagnose without touching. He agrees and goes on a rampage of treatment then he's back to the original batch of patients with STDs. He ends up with a rape victim, Eve, who lashes out at him. He concludes she was raped and goes to Cuddy, suggesting he might not be the right doctor for her.

Cuddy assigns another doctor, Stone, but Eve insists that House treat her. House talks to her and Eve says she doesn't know why and House suggests she is trying to get control over him, and she tells him to get out. Cameron orders more treatment with the homeless man to make him comfortable and he insists she stop the treatment. House treats another patient and notes Stone talking to Eve. He's interrupted when one of his patients that he paid $50 comes back, but then Eve grabs sedatives and overdoses herself.

When Eve wakes up, House talks to her briefly. His staff differs on how House should handle her and he decides to get her talk to him about the rape. Meanwhile Cameron tries to deal with the homeless man who claims he promised his father that he would die alone and miserable. The homeless man then knows or guesses that Cameron's husband died, and says he just needs someone to remember him.

House goes over the situation with Eve and she suggests he wants to talk about something that matters. House goes to talk to Wilson and admits he doesn't know how to answer her questions. Wilson suggests she wants to share with her but House doesn't want to share his life experiences. Cameron suggests he lies and Eve wants hope. Foreman suggests House say his life sucks. Chase suggests House keep her asleep.

House finally talks to Eve about his grandmother that made him miserable when he stayed with her while his parents traveled. She thinks he's lying and she gets angry. Cuddy interrupts to reveal that she ran a test and Eve is pregnant.

He talks to Eve who plans on keeping the baby. House suggests she get an abortion and tries to discuss the philosophy, until he admits he's more comfortable discussing theory then personal matters. Meanwhile, the homeless man demands that Cameron remember him and insists he die in pain to ensure it. Cameron agrees not to give him treatment.

House takes Eve to the park where she is upset over the challenge to her religious convictions. She admits she needs the comfort of knowing her life means something and wonders what House's excuse is for not feeling comforted.

Cameron's patient passes away in his bed as she looks on. And Eve finally breaks down and tells House what happened, and he says he'd like to hear what happened.

Later Cameron tends to her patient's body while House and Wilson play foosball. House informs Cuddy that Eve got the abortion and she tells him he helped. House doesn't think he accomplished anything positive, and he doesn't know why he helped her. Wilson asks if he's going to follow up with her, and he notes he can only handle one room in one day.