Dr. Taub: Impressive.
House: The wiliness with which Foreman ruled out anxiety or his complete wiliness-less-ness before he met me?
Dr. Taub: The fact that you managed to smear jelly on almost every page.
Dr. Adams: Wait, why would you think his wife poisoned him?
House: Because dangerous people don't break into your home, they live in it. And although his kids are old enough to want Daddy dead, they're still too young to do anything about it.
Dr. Taub: Must be such a pleasure to live in your head.
House: You're right. Kids might be precocious.
Dr. Park: So what do you think--is the patient paranoid or am I?
Dr. Taub: I don't think that stockpiling weapons is the most reasoned response, but, given what I've seen at Bloomingdale's on Black Friday, I wouldn't say it rises to the level of mental illness.
Dr. Park: And me?
Dr. Taub: Again, given what I've seen at Bloomingdale's...
Dr. Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages--run.
Dr. Wilson: You like anything dangerous--monster trucks, motorcycles, fireworks
House: Everyone loves fireworks.
Dr. Wilson: Watching them, not making them.
Dr. Adams: So why didn't you want to go with her this morning?
Dr. Chase: She's weird.
Dr. Adams: She's not weird. She's a good doctor.
Dr. Chase: Most good doctors are weird. Look at House.
Dr. Adams: Am I weird?
Dr. Chase: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with. (Adams glares) You're completely normal and a pleasure to deal with.
Dr. Adams: You're weird.
Dr. Chase: Back home, I keep a few for hunting 'roos.
Dr. Adams: You hunt kangaroos? But they're so cute.
Dr. Chase: They're also delicious.
Dr. Adams: You're screwing with me.
Dr. Chase: Totally.
Nurse Regina: Since Claudine left, no one's been inputting the numbers.
House: I miss Claudine
Nurse Regina: She left because of you.
House: I thought that was Nadine.
Nurse Regina: Her too.
Dr. Wilson: Well, you don't have a gun, but you do have my sunglasses, my tennis racket--I can't imagine why...
House: Had to kill a mouse. It was really hard with those stupid little sunglasses.
Dr. Wilson: And my money clip.
House: Was there any money in it?
Dr. Wilson: Not anymore.
Music: Waking Life (Schuyler Fisk)
Canada: November 28, 2011 on Global
Israel: February 22, 2012 on HOT3
Germany: April 24, 2012 on RTL
Sweden: October 23, 2012 on TV4
The Netherlands: January 24, 2013 on SBS6
Czech Republic: January 28, 2013 on TV Nova
Slovakia: February 26, 2013 on STV1
Finland: September 2, 2013 on MTV3
House: The jealous wife in the dining room with bipyridyl herbicide.
Referencing the Parker Brothers mystery board game, Clue, in which players must determine who had killed Mr. Boddy, in what room and with what weapon.
House: Just ask Yngwie Malmsteen.
Referencing the Swedish heavy-metal guitarist and band leader famed for his neo-cal playing approach. Along with Eric Clapton, he was one of the first guitarists to be honored by Fender with the release of his Fender Stratocaster in 1988.
House: Which is why Arceus created a universe with three states of matter and 300 solid or liquid poisons that could cause his symptoms.
Arceus is a character from the Pokémon franchise of video games, films, manga, and other media. It is said to have created the universe.