Hugh Laurie |
Dr. Gregory House |
Lisa Edelstein |
Dr. Lisa Cuddy |
Omar Epps |
Dr. Eric Foreman |
Robert Sean Leonard |
Dr. James Wilson |
Jennifer Morrison |
Dr. Allison Cameron |
Jesse Spencer |
Dr. Robert Chase |
Tim Rock |
Doug Swenson |
Guest Star |
Lindsey McKeon |
Franni |
Guest Star |
Parisa Fakhri |
Susan |
Guest Star |
Peter Jacobson |
Dr. Chris Taub |
Recurring Role |
Olivia Wilde |
Thirteen |
Recurring Role |
Anne Dudek |
Amber |
Recurring Role |
Dr. Cameron: Olandt from Philly General wants me to get a patient in to see House.
Dr. Chase: So?
Dr. Cameron: I owe him a favor. He's taken about a dozen of my referrals over the last year.
Dr. Chase: I meant so that's five seconds to hand House the file, 30 for him to question your real motives, a minute for witty comments comparing the length of your legs to Thirteen's... plenty of time left over for the shore.
Dr. Foreman: The only kind of mothering House wants involves a bullwhip, leather diapers, and a credit card.
Thirteen: I guess we'll just continue to twiddle our thumbs.
House: God, I hope that's an euphemism.
Dr. Cameron: How am I supposed to do a lumbar puncture on a patient with intractable hiccups?
House: I'm trying to figure out what that could be a euphemism for.
House: Who eats kale? It's so bland, it doesn't even taste like kale.
House: Stuff you haven't eaten just proves you haven't eaten it.
Dr. Wilson: You were hoping for evidence of stuff I have eaten? First door on the right.
House: I lost my mojo.
Dr. Wilson: Have you retraced your steps? Does your cleaning lady check your pockets before...?
House: (trying a differential) Balance organs, nerves, lungs, bones, heart.
Dr. Wilson: Things you use to make bratwurst.
House: (to Wilson) You manipulative bitch.
House: He loves a tree in Oregon more than he loves you. But he can't have sex with it. Unless it's that slutty oak outside Portland.
House: People only change after trauma, if they wanted to change before the trauma. Or if they've watched too many Afterschool Specials.
International Airdates:
Australia: April 29, 2009 on Channel Ten
Latin America: May 21, 2009 on Universal Channel
Denmark: August 29, 2009 on Kanal 4
Poland: November 12, 2009 on TVP2
The Netherlands: November 12, 2009 on SBS6
Slovakia: December 8, 2009 on STV1
Germany: March 9, 2010 on RTL
Czech Republic: April 7, 2010 on TV Nova
Sweden: September 28, 2010 on TV4
Music: Georgia on My Mind (Hoagy Carmichael & Stuart Gorrell, performed by Hugh Laurie)
House: Or if they've watched too many Afterschool Specials.
Afterschool Specials were programs that aired in the late afternoon throughout the 1980s and were geared at children around the pre-teen age. They intended to teach the children moral lessons and covered topics such as drugs, alcohol, and sex.
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