Dr. Cameron: Olandt from Philly General wants me to get a patient in to see House. Dr. Chase: So? Dr. Cameron: I owe him a favor. He's taken about a dozen of my referrals over the last year. Dr. Chase: I meant so that's five seconds to hand House the file, 30 for him to question your real motives, a minute for witty comments comparing the length of your legs to Thirteen's... plenty of time left over for the shore.
Dr. Foreman: The only kind of mothering House wants involves a bullwhip, leather diapers, and a credit card.
Thirteen: I guess we'll just continue to twiddle our thumbs. House: God, I hope that's an euphemism. Dr. Cameron: How am I supposed to do a lumbar puncture on a patient with intractable hiccups? House: I'm trying to figure out what that could be a euphemism for.
House: Who eats kale? It's so bland, it doesn't even taste like kale.
House: Stuff you haven't eaten just proves you haven't eaten it. Dr. Wilson: You were hoping for evidence of stuff I have eaten? First door on the right.
House: I lost my mojo. Dr. Wilson: Have you retraced your steps? Does your cleaning lady check your pockets before...?
House: (trying a differential) Balance organs, nerves, lungs, bones, heart. Dr. Wilson: Things you use to make bratwurst.
House: (to Wilson) You manipulative bitch.
House: He loves a tree in Oregon more than he loves you. But he can't have sex with it. Unless it's that slutty oak outside Portland.
House: People only change after trauma, if they wanted to change before the trauma. Or if they've watched too many Afterschool Specials.
International Airdates: Australia: April 29, 2009 on Channel Ten Latin America: May 21, 2009 on Universal Channel Denmark: August 29, 2009 on Kanal 4 Poland: November 12, 2009 on TVP2 The Netherlands: November 12, 2009 on SBS6 Slovakia: December 8, 2009 on STV1 Germany: March 9, 2010 on RTL Czech Republic: April 7, 2010 on TV Nova Sweden: September 28, 2010 on TV4
Music: Georgia on My Mind (Hoagy Carmichael & Stuart Gorrell, performed by Hugh Laurie)
House: Or if they've watched too many Afterschool Specials. Afterschool Specials were programs that aired in the late afternoon throughout the 1980s and were geared at children around the pre-teen age. They intended to teach the children moral lessons and covered topics such as drugs, alcohol, and sex.
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